A. Say "good dog" and pat her on the head?
B. Give her a dog bone, or doggie treat?
C. Have her put down?
D. None of the above and do something to the dog instead.
2006-07-18 10:47:23 · 42 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good people; many of you have already guessed that this is a humorous question. A,B,C, are intended to be meant for the Mother-in-law. I love all the answers, keep them coming please!
2006-07-18 11:01:17 · update #1
wow, sounds like a sitcom.
I'd go with A.
2006-07-18 10:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by amy_innerdiva333 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
D. None of the above. I'm going with this one - because FIRST OF ALL- MIL would not be coming unannounced! Not into my home for a 2 week visit. Even if it was an emergency - she could call and ASK if she could stay with me and her son - there would be some time to give me a heads-up. We'd have some kind of notice. Now - the dog bite - why did doggy bite her? What was her part in the matter? I would not put my dog down. You've given the dog its shots - right? It's time to tell mom-in-law "Good-bye" and bring your house back in order.
2006-07-18 10:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say, "GOOD DOG!", then pat her on the head and give her a treat.
Then tell your mother in law that you're sorry but it just isn't safe for someone to stay very long at your house. Your dog bites.
You can't keep your dog pinned up for that long. It would be cruel.
2006-07-18 10:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best answer that you probably want to hear is A. It really depends on how bad the bite was. If he bit her finger and is biting people all the time and is just plain mean, then it may need to be put down. If this is his first bite and it does not continue, there is no need to put it to sleep. Monitor his behavior closely and keep him away from people he does not like like the NANNA
2006-07-18 10:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by Pulaski8229 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D. Pretend your shocked and upset at the dog. Make sure to take her away in a stern attitude and once behind the door where no body see's you give her a nice pat on the head.
2006-07-18 10:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by A* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E) Smack your Mother-in-law with a rolled-up newspaper and put her in the back yard. Take the dog to the vet for observation. Laugh to yourself, just not out loud.
2006-07-18 10:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E.) None of the above. I would laugh and hope that I got it on camera!!!! :P
~*Toodles*~
P.S If you want a serious answer, then I would DEFINITLY NOT put the dog down. That's cruel. I would rather have the mother-in-law put down! :P
2006-07-18 10:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether or not she had a planned visit or not....you're dog didn't like her period!
It would have happened eventually.
Maybe she provoked it.
How rude to just show up like that anyway, but no excuse for what the dog did.
If you r yonug child -2yrs. bit her would you put the unknowledgeable child "down" too?
Praise for something that you probably don't want her/he/the dog doing again is not going to help you!
2006-07-18 10:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by Alicia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have your mother-in-law put down? That seems a bit harsh. What kind of doggie treat?
2006-07-18 10:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill go with (D) and then ill take fido to some kind of upscale doggy pampering spa somewhere in beverly hills..followed by a nice filet mignon dinner..then return home to treat the bat out of hell mother-in law-LOL
2006-07-18 11:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your Wife that you and the dog are going to go stay at the dog shelter for the next two weeks.
2006-07-18 10:55:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋