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Baseball scores don't work... I don't want to be a minuteman anymore...

2006-07-18 10:29:21 · 5 answers · asked by Bub 3 in Health Men's Health

i don't want to think of my grandma naked either. i want to ENJOY myself after all...

2006-07-18 10:52:42 · update #1

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Practice makes perfect.... you'll get better at it..trust me.My husband was just like that...not anymore...WOO

2006-07-18 11:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by MayberryNR5 6 · 0 0

try a little smack or a couple of shots of your least favorite booze. Going in with a loaded weapon is not a good thing unless your girl likes to get the spunk early and often. Look grasshopper sometimes it just takes years of practice to hone your mind over jizzing prematurely skills...masturbate with purpose and gradually you can go from a minute man to Ron Jeremy...practice makes perfect..oh yeah sometimes a little puff of crystal might work..(LITTLE)

2006-07-18 18:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by frankie dynomite 2 · 0 0

Alcohol!! It works pretty good, but dont go over board, just get tipsy enough that you'll go on for hours! Problem is you may get addicted to the booze :p

2006-07-18 19:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

While having sex focus on the grossest thing you can imagine. A fat grandma with huge, droopy, saggy, wrinkled old boobs...dead kittens and dogs, nuclear explosions...or possibly the best ***** deterrent ever...YOUR OWN FACE! ZING!

2006-07-18 17:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ben D 1 · 0 0

spank one off before hand...

2006-07-18 17:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by nate7799_98223 2 · 0 0

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