how to cheat in exams?

Question

Tom is my exam.

Answer 1

The best way to cheat-
read all of the covered material.
repeat until said material is in your memory with a degree of understanding
use memory to place necessary material on exam
feel good that you actually learned something

Answer 2

Grow your hair as long as possible, at least long enough so that they cover your ears, and then buy cheap stereo ear plugs (the kind that you insert into your ear).

Paint the plugs and wires so that they match the color of your flesh as close as possible.

Put the stereo ear plugs on, and glue the wires to hug your skin as they run down your neck, underneath your shirt.
Rummage through your sister's/mother's makeup kit, to find concealers that can better blend the exposed part of the wires to your skin. (if you don't have a sister/mother, buy a halloween/clown makeup kit which usually has flesh-toned face paint.)

Plug the end of the ear plug wires into your mp3 player which is securly taped to your stomach (also underneath your shirt).

Record an mp3 on your computer with all the answers, and transfer them to your MP3 player.

Press, play, fastforward, rewind to hear the answers you need, through your shirt.

Answer 3

why would you cheat your self out of an education if you spend the time going
learn somethin if you dont want to learn drop out

get a job
dont want one get maried to someone rich
i hope ya look good
as gals want rich or good looking

Answer 4

if ur a gal writing on upper thighs.........writing things on ur desk before the exam.....if its multiple choice......hook up with a friend before the exam and answer questions through pen taps........swap answer sheets but its risky though.........carry chits........usually in ur folder shirt sleeve .....if they check ur pockets

Answer 5

doNT CHEAT!!!!!!!!