2006-07-18 10:26:24 · 20 answers · asked by snooky me! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Snooky snooky, behind the wall..
who is the guiltiest of us all...?
LOL..Don't listen to her !
last time she caught us all with the fart cushion....
2006-07-18 10:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Forgive me Snooky for I have sinned
I have never been to confession in my life
(but I've read some books that have the confessional words)
Instead of finishing my first novel I waste my savings on e-bay and my time on Yahoo answers.
If I don't pull myself together and start making money my 3 dogs, 2 cats, 10 fantail pigeons, 208 goldfish & 4 tenants will be homeless.
Instead of thinking constructive thoughts I am now wondering how someone manages to sunburn their eyelids.
I didn't walk my dogs today
Bless me Snooky for I have also sneezed
What's my penance (I'm not into S&M)?
2006-07-18 18:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by df382 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I dislike most of the human race. I am not sure exactly when it started. My most sincere goal is to whisk my wife and our pets away from everyone and live in solidity anywhere. The mountains, the deep jungle, the primordial forests, the tundra, the desert or someone long ago forgotten island. I know most people are good I just don't want to be around them.
So why am I on Yahoo answers, I have no idea? I guess there are enough logical well thought out answers and questions that keep me coming back. I wish you could help me but I don't think anyone can.
2006-07-18 17:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by BRY1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who enter the confessional are seeking forgiveness from God - the priest is just a human reflection of the Deity. Simple minds make fun of what they don't understand.
2006-07-18 17:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Raymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing's troubling me... I just thought I'd come into the confessional to see if I could get your phone number?
2006-07-18 17:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now Reverend mel i confess to being extremely bitchy this morning! There was this parking space in the shade and i needed it for my dogs you see (Was only going to be there for 10 minutes but it's so hot) and just as i spotted it i saw a man looking at it and i knew! He was going to take it so ... I let him drive forward (To reverse in) And the minute he went forward i squeezed in without any warning. I got out of the car and he called out to me, looking pretty angry so i told him i couldn't have guessed he intended to park when he hadn't indicated. truth was i knew he was but i was desperate for the place. So that was my bad deed Reverend! If you ask me then yes i knew i was doing wrong but i'd probably do it tomorrow again (If weather remains so hot). Please forgive me!
2006-07-19 10:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't decide which band s*cks worse...Green Day or Fall Out Boy?? Why can't everyone listen to The Damned & The Ramones??? Guide me in my hour of need!!
2006-07-18 17:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me for I have sinned, I am addicted to the internet, answering questions on this strange site called Yahoo Answers for points..
2006-07-18 17:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by Hazza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our avatars are like almost the same!
Confessional:
Well when i came on Yahoo! Answers. I saw a racist question, and it just made me think are there still racist people out there?
Thanks bye!
2006-07-18 17:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Question? I Got An Answer! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diner: Sausages and mash and a few kind words.
Waiter. Here you are, sausages and mash.
Diner. What about the few kind words?
Waiter. Don't eat the sausages.
2006-07-18 17:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just left my career job (police) and I have to decide what I'm going to do with my life now...
Oh and my eyelids got sunburnt today.
2006-07-18 17:39:16 · answer #11 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋