I was sitting in my living room watching TV and I got very thirsty. I got up to get a glass of water and on my way back to the livingroom I saw a naked midget run across the hallway to another room. I was very confused at what I saw and and with my full glass of water in hand I went to the room i saw the midget run into. when I looked in the room I saw nothing out of the ordinary, everything seemed perfectly normal. Except a few things, well in the corner of the room there was a naked midget standing there and he looked like he was all lathered up from my shaving cream. the midget stood there holding a baseball bat and he had a coach's whistle in his mouth. he started to blow the whistle as hard as he could and he started to run at me with the bat. I got very scared and when I tried to leave the room I was abruptly stopped by 2 more midgets on horseback, these midgets were dress up like rodeo clowns and spoke only Japanese to me.. god I was scared so I pulled out a pair
2006-07-18
10:01:20
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of tighty whities i always keep in my pocket and put them on my head and we all laughed and giggled and I treated them to cake and ice cream and now they are like family to me.
if you like this story check out my other one
2006-07-18
10:02:15 ·
update #1
I would say read my other ones but they got banned from yahoo :(
2006-07-18
10:02:43 ·
update #2