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I was sitting in my living room watching TV and I got very thirsty. I got up to get a glass of water and on my way back to the livingroom I saw a naked midget run across the hallway to another room. I was very confused at what I saw and and with my full glass of water in hand I went to the room i saw the midget run into. when I looked in the room I saw nothing out of the ordinary, everything seemed perfectly normal. Except a few things, well in the corner of the room there was a naked midget standing there and he looked like he was all lathered up from my shaving cream. the midget stood there holding a baseball bat and he had a coach's whistle in his mouth. he started to blow the whistle as hard as he could and he started to run at me with the bat. I got very scared and when I tried to leave the room I was abruptly stopped by 2 more midgets on horseback, these midgets were dress up like rodeo clowns and spoke only Japanese to me.. god I was scared so I pulled out a pair

2006-07-18 10:01:20 · 9 answers · asked by rodney 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

of tighty whities i always keep in my pocket and put them on my head and we all laughed and giggled and I treated them to cake and ice cream and now they are like family to me.
if you like this story check out my other one

2006-07-18 10:02:15 · update #1

I would say read my other ones but they got banned from yahoo :(

2006-07-18 10:02:43 · update #2

9 answers

i dont know

2006-07-18 10:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by apcgrl81 2 · 0 0

Were you dreaming if so what ever medicine you were taking it could be that you are getting night tares or just you weird i guess i dont know but i would pray i am serous because that just freaks me out!!

2006-07-18 17:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by liveslifelikeitcomes 3 · 0 0

Ok, Ok, now go back to the kitchen and finish the dishes before your father gets home!!! Kids

2006-07-18 17:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 0 0

Wow! you had me going there for a min. It was funny though

2006-07-18 17:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by deekev1997 2 · 0 0

Lol, Your one stoned mother f*cker

2006-07-18 17:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by xxXJokerXxx 2 · 0 0

wow that's strange! That happened to me too!

2006-07-18 17:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth P 1 · 0 0

HuH!

2006-07-18 17:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by ymmxkr 2 · 0 0

lmao!!! Thanks....I needed that this evening!

2006-07-18 17:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by mydragons_heart 2 · 0 0

LAY OFF THE SAUCE!!!!!!!!

2006-07-18 17:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by d_rekt03 3 · 0 0

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