2006-07-18 09:46:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Chemistry
It is a little known fact that morons occupy an critical niche in the ecology. Because they do virtually nothing, they tend to remain in one spot for lengthy periods of time, and this seems to attract fungus spores, much like shitake mushrooms on oak logs. In fact, while it has yet to be proven, scientists believe that morons play a critical role in the suprisingly complex growth cycle of Morchella deliciosa, or the common morel mushroom.
There is currently a theory with regard to life span of the begon particle, but it is unlikely that physicists will have the opportunity to test, as this particle seems to disappear almost before it comes into existence.
2006-07-18 11:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by craig_o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Morality does not necessarily come from morons, but stupidity comes from stupid people. Hair does not come from moldy mayonnaise, but cheese comes from milk which comes from cows. All stupidity originated from a creature known by the name of "George Bush". Mothers utter the name to their children to keep them from being bad and turning stupid like him. The very lettering of his name strikes fear in the hearts of millions of people with a sense of intelligent thought. It is becoming increasingly hazardous in America, as this creature freely roams the White House. He has the potential to turn the world into brainwashed greedy morons. Please take the time to arm yourselves with this knowledge, and yes, electricity is derived from the flow of electrons. Morons and stupid people come from the very President of the United States. And moronic wars come from the very (small) deceptive mind of this creature.
2006-07-18 20:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electrons were named after electricity, not the other way around; electricity was actually discovered before electrons were.
2006-07-18 16:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by extton 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite. If electricity comes from electrons, what comes from morons is moricity.... Which is nothing...
2006-07-18 16:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by gklgst2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way you eat that oatmeal pie makes me wanna die. You make me wanna walk like a camel. So yeah it does come from morons.
2006-07-18 22:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
Boom boom tish
2006-07-18 17:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by The Yeti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It comes from Christians. Oh, wait. That was an OXYMORON, wasn't it?
2006-07-19 15:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pro is to Positive as Con is to Congress. :)
2006-07-18 16:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Falcon_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simplicity comes from simpletons and if you use incense are you incensed... how far should we play this one out... perhaps we could create a game of 'mind twister' ...hmm ...i wonder, could i trip you up
2006-07-19 15:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ILMAO Best question all week!!
2006-07-18 16:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋