What is the oddest thing ?

Question

you have ever encountered someone doing?


~ the best odditty will be chosen ~

Answer 1

I once saw someone sniffing a brick wall when I was walking to class on campus. Its not the oddest, but it was funny as heck.

Answer 2

The oddest and grossest thing I have seen happened a few years ago. It was winter and I was waiting for the bus to go home. I see this lady wearing this large trench-coat type thing squat down against a building, her back towards the street...then I see a trail of liquid come from where she was... At first I thought she was helping her child pee but then she got up and there was no child... That GROWN woman took a piss in public in the middle of the afternoon in NYC!!!

Answer 3

When I was ordering food in KFC I heard this loud moaning sound. It sounded like someone having sex. I couldn't really see who it was coming from. When I sat down to eat I heard it again. I thought i was going crazy, right there. I walked up to the counter to get another milk and I heard it again. When I looked there was this woman putting fresh chicken in the heater and every now and again she would moan, like she was getting off. So I got my milk and sat down and she came around to wipe the tables and she would pick up the salt or pepper and moan.
I found out later that she had some kind of disability that made her do this. But it was kind of funny watching her moan at that chicken.

Answer 4

I was walking into a convienience store and so was this black guy but I went thru the door first but looked back to hold the door for him and saw him throw something on the ground,then he followed me into the store..On my way out my ol' man was laughing and said hey pick that flashlight up that guy dropped..It was a bright green color but the closer I got to it the more I realized it was..a dildo!I jumped back about 3 feet..my ol' man was crackin' up..then as we were driving off we saw a college age guy walk by it pick it up and put it in his car then went back into the store..lol..makes us scratch our heads to this day..but a hoot of a laugh too!this took place in kansas city missouri..last year..

Answer 5

When I was away on vacation, my roommate collected my hair that was on the bathroom floor and put it in a ziplock bag and left it on the counter for me when I got home. She said she just wanted me to see how much of my hair was there.
F**kin wack job!

Answer 6

I once saw a guy take off his clothes and "spin" like a top, bumping up against cars and a building, yelling "I'm free! I'm free!" Did this for a couple minutes, then stopped suddenly, yelled "Hold it!" and started doing martial arts moves and yelling "Huuu-WAAAAA!" A few minutes later, police showed up. When they flashed their flashlights on him, he was yelling "Owwww, the light, the light, I'm buuuurrrrrrnnnning..."

Answer 7

Some guy in county jail, years ago, wouldn't stop masturbating in front of everyone, so somebody put some Ben-Gay in his hand and told him to use that. Well, if you know what Ben-Gay does,(get's very hot) it was hilarious to watch him waving his hands and trying to blow out the fire!

Answer 8

I knew a customer when i worked at dq that had to have everything every condiment available on his banana split yuck

Answer 9

i once saw a grown man smear chocolate ice cream on his rear end and walk around as a prank. it was kind of funny

Answer 10

At one of those quick stop markets, some crack head laid his willie on the check out counter!