He thinks I am a Jewish and he said he's going to slit my throat tonight... what should I do?
2006-07-18 09:12:45 · 29 answers · asked by pharcydetrip 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You're silly. I think you should try some judo moves. Or move to Canada. I wonder why he thinks you're Jewish...have you been wearing yarmulkes again?!
2006-07-18 09:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Carlito Sway 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be a fool....I know both muslims and jews, and trust me, most muslims don't care about having jewish neighbors or working with jews.....jews on the other hand, cannot even see a muslim walking down the street!
Stop instigating.
2006-07-18 16:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by karkondrite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be on guard! Don't go out tonight but stay in your house. Lock all the doors. Do you have a dog? If not, maybe get one of those too! Have a phone ready to dial 911! I wish you well! Don't forget to pray!!!
2006-07-18 16:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by ☆BB☆ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pull out a ham sandwich and eat it in front of him...
That will prove to him your not Jewish//
Then, splash him with bacon fat for insulting you.....
they only thing the Jew's and the Muslims have in common
is their contempt for pork...I don't understand it.....
2006-07-18 16:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by wrobelmortgage 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can send him back a death threat. Make sure to capitalize all of the first letters of the words in the threat so he becomes annoyed. This can't be a serious question.
2006-07-18 16:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dear Pharcy: Contact the UN. They will protect you.
(sometimes my answers are 90% satirical.)
2006-07-18 16:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go buy a really big gun and when he shows up, grin at him while getting the bead between his eyes and tell him he should know better than to bring a knife to a fight in the US.
2006-07-18 16:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call 911 and explain the situation to the police!!
2006-07-18 16:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Use your brain (if you have) and call the police, but if you are living in a jungle or place like that get prepared for the night.
2006-07-18 16:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by uha1 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Blow up his house.
Get him before he can get you.
Or just call the cops. Your choice. Option 1 ensures he never tries to exact revenge.
2006-07-18 16:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋