The people who gave me jokes last time gave me inoppropriate ones, if you have inoppropriate ones do not bother posting any jokes.
2006-07-18 08:51:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
In and Out were skunks.
In liked to play outside, Out liked to play inside.
One day when In was out and Out was in, their mother sent Out out to bring In in.
Out went out and within a minute brought In in.
Mother said how did you find him so fast?
Out replied "In stinked"
2006-07-18 08:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why in the US do we call sending by SHIP = CARGO
and sending by TRUCK = SHIPMENT
If 7-11 is open 365 days a year 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the door?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection?
2006-07-18 15:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by Scott M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are jokes I saw on tv, but I'm not saying this to you.
1.yo momma so fat her shadow weighes 45 pounds.
2.yo momma is so skinny she could hula-hoop with a cheerio.
3.yo momma is so stupid she went to the movie thearter and tried to change the channel.
i hope you don't take this seriously.
:-)
2006-07-18 15:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by kulsum l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a riddle!
Ok so a guy is 15 years old, yet he was born in 1954.
How is that possible?
2006-07-18 15:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thor received permission to return to Earth for one weekend.
He met a girl and had a whirlwind time.
When he returned to Heaven he really felt bad, guilty.
He asked for permission to return and apologize to the lady and returned on Monday..
He knocked on the lady's door and when she answered,
he said, "Hi! I'm Thor."
She said, "You're Thor, I can't even pith.
2006-07-18 16:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋