If you were marooned on a desert island in the middle of nowhere surrounded by shark infested waters so the chances of someone ever finding you were nil, and one day a boat comes by but the captain states you can only get on board if you eat a dogs turd, would you do it or would you stay on the island by yourself forever?
2006-07-18 08:35:50 · 35 answers · asked by Squiddly Diddly 3 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Ps, it has to be a whole turd.
2006-07-18 08:39:11 · update #1
i'd whip out the fork and knife(if i had them on me). i'm not gonna die alone.
2006-07-18 08:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by the redcuber 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting question:
"Would you eat a dogs turd?
If you were marooned on a desert island in the middle of nowhere surrounded by shark infested waters so THE CHANCES OF SOMEONE EVER FINDING YOU WERE NIL, and one day a boat comes by but the captain states you can only get on board if you eat a dogs turd, would you do it or would you stay on the island by yourself forever?"
Judging by that, I would take my chance that because HE turned up, and therefore chances of someone ever finding me would NOT be nil, I would wait for a kinder Captain to come along.
Failing that, and if he really insisted, then I would wait for the dog turd to go a crusty white in the sun, pound it to dust, then eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
2006-07-18 13:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Innocuous pen... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust a captain who told me I had to eat a dog turd to get in the boat. People that do things like that tend enforce these things on people for their own callous amusement.
So NO I wouldn't eat it!!
2006-07-18 08:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much anyone would eat a dogs turd if it were the only way to survive. Heck a guy once cut off his leg with a pocketknife when he was trapped.
2006-07-18 08:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah!!! The thort of never seeing my familly or friends agen would mean more than having bad breath for a few days!! however if the guy is gonna make u eat turd to go home it probs wudnt be safe to travel with him lol
2006-07-18 09:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by plain_little_jo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the size of the dog and the turd that it produces
2006-07-18 08:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by genie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say yes. I would take the turd and then immediately shove the turd on his eyes and then I would kick him in the solar plexes and take his boat and sail away. And then I would laugh evilly. *hahaha*
2006-07-18 09:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a turd omg A DOGS TURD lol young lady your imagination has gone hey wire ........but this question has made me laugh so much lol
Hun i would hold my nose cause it would stick close my eyes so i couldn't see the great big turd i was holding and think of something else that was nice.......
2006-07-18 09:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by power_of_me123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would charge the captain, throw him overboard, incite his crew to mutiny, and sail off into the sunset. Oh, and I would fling the dog turd after him. :)
2006-07-18 08:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i would eat the dog set traps catch animals kill them and eat them i know how to live off the land and their is a lot of good food you don't know about
2006-07-18 08:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by edward b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would throw a coconut at the captain, feed him to the sharks, and sail his boat home.
2006-07-18 08:37:56 · answer #11 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋