You are at someones house or in public and you have just "lightened your load", there is no paper in sight, you have checked under the sink, nothing. it smells like somthing died in there, and you are out of calling distance to someone you know or anyone for that matter. NOW WHAT?
2006-07-18 08:28:31 · 26 answers · asked by ladyjno7 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
use your underwear then flush them down the toilet
2006-07-18 08:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paper towels, if I am in a public restroom, or a washcloth if in someone's private bathroom. If they didn't have the good sense to stock the toilet paper, then it's not my fault they get a nasty surprise. However, there is something called a courtesy flush. If it smells like something died, flush it down....you can always flush the toilet paper or substitute after you've wiped, but the smell is only going to get worse.
2006-07-18 08:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bathrooms are always loaded with toilet paper. There is always an extra roll. At someone else's house, I look to see if there's any. If not, I grab a crapload of Kleenex's from somewhere. In public restrooms, I make sure there is enough toilet paper. I never put myself in that position.
2006-07-18 08:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This only happens once in you life time , so you dont need an answer. You will remimber to always check from now on. If by some chance it happens again then your a dumb a$$ and desirve to learn the lesson again. ( its like redoing you homework when you get an F) P.S. dont use the toilet scrub brush , OUCH , i'll never do that again. See what I mean ?
2006-07-18 08:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do my business in a public place-never have and never will! But at a Friends house, I would already have a towel to wash my *** with because no matter where I am taking a dump, I gotta wash my tail because you GOTTA make sure you get all that crap outta there! No marks on da thongs! LOL& Be Good...
2006-07-18 08:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by feva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always make sure there is toilet paper before I go. At the very least, paper towels like someone said before, then you could just throw those in the little wastebasket that is usually in the lavatory.
2006-07-18 08:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by aloneinga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your lap top down , quit asking me questions , and start looking for some paper. If you dont find some soon email me your location and i'll run some over.
2006-07-18 16:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by 1diputs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually carry Kleenex but if I don't have that I use the paper toilet seat covers.
2006-07-18 08:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by RoZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're in a public restroom, you ask the person in the next stall to spare a square.
2006-07-18 08:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have learned to always check for the important stuff before sitting down.
2006-07-18 08:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by benninb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why waste time or effort with wiping. Do an adult diaper. They hold up to every size and weight and there great for those romanitic dates.
2006-07-18 08:37:16 · answer #11 · answered by marcus93257 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋