I went out fishing with my brother and his girlfriend kcocked me into the lake and she fell in too. Ok not so funny. I bet you have a funnyer story. Tell me the funniest wins.
2006-07-18 08:18:57 · 9 answers · asked by kwingfan13 3 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
Well one day while at home with kids with nothing to do. I decided to play a joke on the kids. I grabbed a old pair work boots that belong to my husband and put them on my daughter's doll that's about 4 feet tall. I propped the doll up in the bed, along with pillow to make it look like a strange man was in the bed asleep. I took one of my daughters' doll laid it on the pillow to make it appear a lot realistic. I began to scream and yell there's man in the bed sleeping, give me the phone to call 911! The kids at this point were terrified. I ordered them downstairs while I called 911, and began to pretend I was actually speaking with a 911 dispatch. I told the kids the operator told me to get them to help me pull the man out of the bed until the police arrive. The kids by this time had lost it. I finally convinced them to enter the room. We began to pull the covers off the bed, my kids had discovered they had been had..It was just pillows.
So the kids wanted to get their father. We did just as I had done earlier to play the trick on them. My husband pull up in the driveway, we had the look on our faces as if something was wrong. I told him that I had call the police because when we got back from our walk, we found a strange man sleeping in our son's bed. During this time, he was on the phone with a friend. His friend offered to come over, with a hammer. In fact he was on his way with the hammer. His friend arrived, both my husband and his friend had gone into the house entered the room, and decided they were going to yank the covers off the guy. Only to learn it was pillows propped in the bed. They were sick! We had never laughed so hard in our lives.
My question with a man coming into the house what was his friend going to do with a hammer to protect us?
2006-07-18 08:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, this is a true story...
My dad used to work at maintenance for an apartment complex. He and his team of workers were in an apartment trying to take out an old water heater. They all got into position, "One, Two, Three, LIFT!" then all-of-a-sudden, one of my dad's workers yelled "Whoa, Whoa, hold on!!!" he stood up and turned around.
And low-and-behold, a large Rear-end print was left in the wall.
My dad and his workers just began cracking up!
The reason that it happened was because the water heater had been leaking so the wall was very wet, so when my dad's worker leaned against the wall he left a nice perfect shaped Rear-End-Print.
2006-07-18 15:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by -Incline- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On my first day of work in a new office, I walked out of the ladies room with the bottom of my skirt caught up in my waistband!!
My whole behind was showing and I walked across the entire department like that!!!
Of course the straight guys didn't do anything, but this one gay man ran up to me and said, Maam, Maam, let me help you with that!!
Needless to say, we became good friends...
What an embarrassing moment, but I still laugh about it to this day!! (oh yeah, thank God I was wearing underwear!!!)
2006-07-18 15:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by tammette39 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was about 4 my father had a whole lot of people visiting so everyone was sitting in the living room...when i get up to use the bathroom i reenter the living room and notice that my father is sitting in my chair...i screamed "this is my chair" yanked the chair from under him and he fell flat on the floor when i noticed everyone was laughing i ran upstairs and locked myself in the bathroom...i was crying and my sister ran after me trying to talk me into getting out of the bathroom...and i just kept crying because i thought i was gonna get a beating....i dont know what i was thinking but i didn't get hit i know i embarrased my father and i dont know how i had that amount of strength..
2006-07-18 15:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Cassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me tell you about this scan that is happening at wal-mart and Sam 's theirs two guys waiting for you in the parking lot they have windex and a rag wanting to clean your windshield and help you put your bags in your car and they are shirtless big time buff so you let them help you go to pay them they say no thank you but can you give us a ride to another wal-mart you let them in they get in the back seat one climbs over the front and start kissing me on my neck while the other is in the back robbing my purse.I had my purse rob on Monday, Tues,Wed, twice on Thur.and i am going back Friday .I am running out of pursees. lady45bush@yahoo.com
2006-07-18 15:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by lady45bush 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog sometimes is so crazy and like we were running around the back yard around the car and I taught this trick to stop, turn around and run the other way and she did this and I almost ran in to her and I SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well more of a yelp.
And she thought she hurt me poor thing. :)
2006-07-18 15:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Shining Star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooool it wasn't funny but the way u said it is not so funny made me laugh so it was so funny and i don't have funnier than this
2006-07-18 15:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
2006-07-18 15:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by broxolm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry am sleepy now
2006-07-18 15:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by carl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋