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the earth was sneezed out of the universe's nose

2006-07-18 07:40:33 · 16 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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Actually, the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. We should all fear "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief".

2006-07-18 07:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jolly1 5 · 1 1

WOW maybe we can call it the theory of the Universe that had flue....and who did sneeze the Universe? Does that Universe has more Universes? Is the nose of the Universe small or big? Can you apply the law of gravity to the nose or to the flue? Why was the Earth result of a flue?

2006-07-18 16:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by frankomty 3 · 0 0

That's been done, I'm afraid. Douglas Adams wrote about it in the 'Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy'. I guess we'd have to fear the coming of the 'Great White Hankerchief'.

2006-07-18 15:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by AndyB 3 · 0 0

For it to be a scientific theory (like the big-bang and evolution) you need to state the observations that take you to that conclusion and be able to develop experiments that will offer measurable proofs of your theory.

2006-07-18 14:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Lumas 4 · 0 0

Is that your theory? Ever heard of ESP and The Muppet Show. I know that you've heard about ESPn.

2006-07-18 14:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Otherwise known as the Horrendous Kablooie....

2006-07-18 23:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0 0

That would explain New Jersey

2006-07-18 14:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Funnyaccountant 4 · 0 0

Nope.

2006-07-18 14:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No.Difference is u r mixing literature with astraunomy.

2006-07-18 14:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by aquarian 4 · 0 0

Simplistic.
Actually, I believe it's more like dandruff.

2006-07-18 14:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by kaththea s 6 · 0 0

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