If you were Godzilla in the middle of NYC...What would you do?

Question

Come on!
Have FUN with this, dammit!

Answer 1

i would take a crap in the middle of the highway so no one will escape. Then i would look in windows of skyscraper to see if i could see a women naked or somebody doin it. Then i would collect all the taxis i could. then i would destory that freaking bridge that killed my bro. Then i would just screw around til the city is destroyed then i would go back where i came from!!!!

Answer 2

I think the guy above me is thinking of King Kong, but I guess Godzilla could climb tall buildings too. If I were Godzilla, I'd start out by walking around China Town, just to have alittle fun and scare some of my old friends. I'd probably be hungry after that so I'd get some of Ray's Pizza (I hear it's the best in NYC). Then I'd take a dump on New Jersey, in hopes of improving that awful smell coming from that state. I'd then take a bath in the Hudson, and use the floating bodies as bath toys. Finally, I'd "accidentally" destroy Shea Stadium because they desperately need a new ball park. I'd also eat A-Rod, not because I wanted to but because everyone in NYC really really wanted me to.

Answer 3

If I were Godzilla in the middle of NYC, I would probably not know what I'm doing, because my brain, despite my size, would still be the size of my pinky claw. I would think all the little people were just little bugs that were flying around me and crawling on my toes, so I would stomp them out like they stomp out mosquitoes. It would be kind of fun... It would also be fun to blow fire on them and watch the little concrete anthills burn.

Now, if Godzilla were in the middle of NYC, and I were just a mere human, I would assume the drinking had gone too far, and I would head to my nearest AA and seek therapy. After weeks of therapy and my therapist would finally telling me that I wasn't seeing things, and Godzilla really DID destroy NYC, I would be angry that it took so long and probably murder him and eat his brain. I would then make a run for it, hide out for a while, and begin killing all therapists with beards. When they finally arrested me, I would probably be talking to that voice by this point, the one that yells my name eveytime I'm about to fall asleep, so they would probably throw me in a padded room.

All this because I would THINK I had gone crazy, and hadn't, but thinking I had gone crazy had driven me into insanity.

Makes you wonder if telling people they're crazy won't actually make them really crazy...

Actually, I would probably just be glued to the TV till they killed him, worrying if he would make it to Atlanta or not. Please disregard everything I just said. I mean EVERYTHING. It is quite meaningless. Godzilla would be king. No... he would eat everyone or blow fire on them. There would be no one left to sit and wonder what they would do.


Sometimes I set and think a while, sometimes I just set.

Answer 4

I would probably climb to the top of the Empire State Building, pull out my ginormous Godzilla wang and proceed to take a piss the likes of which no one has ever seen. I've always wanted to piss off of the Empire State building, and doing it while I'm Godzilla would just be that much cooler.

Answer 5

I'd invite King Kong over for a tea party, using a roof as a table and bathtubs as teacups. Then, maybe we'll choreograph a little dance to entertain the masses as they flee. We could also have some batting practice with the rockets that the military fires at us. Man, the possibilities are endless!

Answer 6

I'd grab a beer and find out where The Bullitts were playing. Then go enjoy the show and try to scam some hotties.

Answer 7

Go to a Broadway show, of course!

Oh, and eat all the food from The Stage Deli.

Answer 8

I would eat Donald Trump and hope to grow some hair instead of these dang scales. Can't do a dang thing with 'em!

Answer 9

Run from the fighter planes and swim to the Caribbean.

Answer 10

I'd go down to 42nd street and get a hooker then maybe catch a Broadway show.