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Hey! I caught the little dickens who's been stealing our socks for so many years! What should we do with him?

2006-07-18 07:14:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

19 answers

Let him go. He has a job to do, just like the rest of us. Socks are cheap. Let him have the old ones. It makes you go buy new ones when you need to.

2006-07-18 07:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Quietman40 5 · 4 0

He needs to be held accountable and made to pay restitution. I also want to know what he did with my favorite golf sock! Then he needs to go to shoe jail and spin in the dryer so he can think about all of the people he caused to go without or mismatched socks! Rot in sock hell buddy!

2006-07-18 07:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 0 0

What kind of little dickens are we talking about? We can't dole out punishment without taking all the facts of the crime into consideration.

2006-07-18 07:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Kitae 3 · 0 0

Quick somebody call for 1960's Television Laugh in star Judy Carne

2006-07-18 07:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by rosevallie 3 · 0 0

I'd make him match them all up. I certainly wouldn't want to do that. It's a pain in the butt just trying to match up the socks I currently have!

2006-07-18 09:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by Erin 7 · 0 0

Make him wash all of your dirty gym socks for a while, then see if he wants to steal anymore.

2006-07-19 23:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by santana84_02 4 · 0 0

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oops, I thought it said chickens!

I don't know what to do about your socks

2006-07-18 07:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the sock troll? make him cough up all the socks he stole. i'd like mine back too.

2006-07-18 07:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Vlad 1 · 0 0

Let me at him--that little weasel's been eating mine for years! Maybe we should put him in the lint trap of the dryer and turn it on high!

2006-07-18 07:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0 0

Sock him.

2006-07-18 07:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 0

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