I would report him ;)
2006-07-18 06:57:23 · 15 answers · asked by my_super_cpt_name 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I should think He would say something like, My child, I gave my only begotten Son so that you might have eternal life. What have you given for Me"?
I would have to answer, "My Lord, I give you all the love, Honor and Glory for all things, I command my soul to You, Lord".
2006-07-18 07:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Auntiem115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd ask how we got his message so confused and how to fix his TCP/IP settings so cookies are enabled cause God has a tough time with his wireless intnernet connection.
2006-07-18 14:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jacques C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God: Why are my followers such hypocritical tools?
Yahoo Answers: I knew it all along, this God is a rabid liberal who hates America.
2006-07-18 14:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by bradcymru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God "How could you take what I said and twist it so very far from the truth?"
Answer- I'm not Christian, so could someone fill this in?
2006-07-18 14:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mikey S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ask God to forgive you today? You know he will
2006-07-18 14:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He already knows everything, but if he would ask a question to help us remember something, then maybe he would ask: Remember?
2006-07-18 14:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by bunches999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up or Down?? i,d definitely say up please. God Bless You!!
One more thing, he,d still love you even if you did report him.
2006-07-18 14:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God: WHY??????
The People: Because men will f*ck mud.
2006-07-18 14:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u believe in ME? I would say yes
2006-07-18 14:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are people so mean to one another is what I would have to guess.
2006-07-18 14:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋