This should be good. :)
2006-07-18 06:50:54 · 16 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Knock, Knock
Who's there
Go FU@# yourself
I saw that in a movie once and it still cracks me up.
2006-07-18 06:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by zmebme 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
*I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I plunge head first into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
*I work in a damp environment.
*I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
*I work in high temperatures.
*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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> Dear Penis,
>
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
>
> *You do not work 8 hours straight.
> *You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> *You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> *You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> locations.
> *You do not take initiative--you need to be pressured and stimulated in order > to start working.
> *You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> *You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> the correct protective clothing.
> *You will retire well before you are 65.
> *You are unable to work double shifts.
> *You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> completed the assigned task.
> *And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and
> exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
> Sincerely, Management
2006-07-18 13:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cassie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I ever heard is the one that can never be told. You know when a friend starts telling you the joke and then says "no wait, it all started when this guy...or was it a girl.? anyway, this guy was carrying a bag...no....a backpack......................................................you know what I forgot.!!" I laugh so hard when that happens
2006-07-18 13:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.whats the difference between a bicycle and a monkey?
A.they both climb trees except for the bicycle
Q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. it was dead
I know a really funny one, but it will offend political people
2006-07-18 13:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Arthur Margarine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So these two guys get stranded and spend the night a man's farm. And the man said "neither of you better sleep with my dughter!" So the night passes and they both sleep with her and the father finds out, so the next morning the fatyher says "ok! for sleeping with my daughter you BOTH have to pick 50 plants from my crop and bring them here.
So they go out and one friend comes back with 50 peas. "Ok" the man said "bend over!" and he starts putting the peas up the guys butt, and the guy strats to laugh! so the fater asks "why're you laughing???" and the guy says "my friend's picking watermelons!!"
2006-07-18 13:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by J.J. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was three guys and they were fighting over a piece of bologna 2 were white and 1 was black so the two black guys made a wish and went to sleep to get the bologna because they were tired of fighting in the morning the guys were looking for the bologna they asked where it went and the white guy says yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony while you n*ggers fell asleep... i ate your bologna !!!! and its ok cuz im black and a black person told me the joke
2006-07-18 14:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is talking to three men
a black guy a latino guy and a white guy
God asks,
If you could have one thing what would it be so he looks at the Latino
the Latino guy says "I want all of my latino people to be happy in South America and prosperous like america"
so poof god takes all the latinos and latinas in world and puts them in South America and makes them prosper
God then turns to the black man
"And you what do you want"
The Black guy says "I want all my people all over the world to be in Africa and prosper like America"
Poof! God puts all the african desendants back in Africa and they began to prosper like America.
God then turns to the white guy and ask
And you what would you like,
The white guy says.
You mean all the ****** and the spiicks are out of America?
I think I'll have a coke.
2006-07-18 13:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this Lil old lady was walking past the police station.... outside the police station was a line of hookers waiting to be booked ... the little old lady was curious as to why the women were all standing on this line... so she walks up to one of the hookers and asks her" Why is every one standing in line?"... so this smart a$$ hooker says " we are standing in line for Lollipops"... so the old lady gets in line.... after a few minutes the officer notices her standing on the line and approaches her... " lady aren't you a little old for this".... so she says " heck no! as long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them !"....lol..
2006-07-18 14:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on here the other day:
What's the most dangerous thing in the bathroom?
Give up?
Toilet Paper... it's wiped out millions. (HAAAHAHHHAHA!!!)
2006-07-18 13:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I did not have sex with that woman---Ms. Lewinsky" by Billy Bob "The Whoremonger" Clinton
2006-07-18 13:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋