I am going on vacation soon.. Speedo's are the norm at this place, but i want to "dress to impress the ladies" what works best, and how?
2006-07-18 05:38:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Swimming & Diving
I would use two marbles, and a hot dog. Just keep away from stray dogs on the beach though...ouch!
2006-07-18 10:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by trisha m 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Buy a c--k ring and wear it with the Speedo. I'd be impressed!
2006-07-18 12:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, if you want to dress to impress you should stay outta the speedo
2006-07-18 12:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by garrett1080 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're going to wear a speedo to fit in? sad.
2006-07-18 12:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuffing the banana hammock is ok if you aren't swimming,but if you go in the water and lose your stuffing you wont be too impressive.
2006-07-18 12:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by beenthere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to "stuff" your speedo, then you better not wear one.
2006-07-18 12:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by fluff_ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it will impress the ladies if they find out.
2006-07-18 12:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by courage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you stuff the front and not the back of your dicksticker.
2006-07-18 12:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by michinoku2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a tampon in it. Way bigger then the original package isn't it!
2006-07-18 12:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha funny guy
2006-07-18 12:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋