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my freinds dad thinks that vampires will enslave us.

2006-07-18 05:24:57 · 20 answers · asked by ~mary~ 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

I think it's funny.

2006-07-18 05:28:32 · update #1

20 answers

right after monkeys fly out of my butt.

2006-07-18 05:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mox Nix 2 · 2 1

Yes, although they won't enslave us. As you know from watching coutless hours of gothic cinema, vampires are usually more interested in flauting their own power and acting superior to humans (and looking pretty) to actually band together and force human to be slaves. Nooo, they'll just come out of hiding rather quietly, and hunt out in the open. We'll all live in fear, of course, unless they choose us to join them (but we all know that they only pick the pretty people). If humans are smart, they'll start building vampire bars with names like The Night Divine so they won't be eaten, because, everyone knows, bloodsuckers love to party.

2006-07-18 12:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Elle 2 · 0 0

Vampires probably will, they definetly have the power to, but they could never kill us off becuase then they would not have a food source. Shoot, I hope vampires do take over the world.

2006-07-18 16:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by zorroinmybed 2 · 0 0

Is this my stepson? I'm tired of you asking such stupid questions about vampires. They do not exist!
I told you, the man in your closet is NOT a vampire, that's your half brother, George. He likes the closet, it was his room before you came along, so just stay OUT OF THE CLOSET! And he hangs upside down because it makes his migraines go away, we TOLD you that 100 times already! And that is SO not blood, give it up--George only eats red foods--ketchup, spaghetti sauce, cherry jello, strawberry preserves...Got it?
NOW LEAVE GEORGE ALONE!

2006-07-18 12:30:57 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0 0

Sure, vampires will take over the world the same way marshmellows are lurcking under my bed, just waiting for the right moment...:)~

2006-07-18 12:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Blissbug 2 · 0 0

No, I don't believe in Vampires. Zombies, however, are definitely going to over run the world and kill us all.

2006-07-18 12:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Phaylynn 5 · 0 0

vampires could be metaphorical for politcians or multi-billion dollar corporations. if vampires tried to take over the world, the werewolves would kick their butts.

2006-07-18 23:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by werewolfpixie 5 · 0 0

Did you watch the movie Underworld last night? I think that where you got this idea from. It was a great movie, I watched it also.

2006-07-18 12:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

You mean fake vampires or real ones? Real ones won't.

2006-07-18 23:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Vampira 3 · 0 0

Maybe... Maybe Not, depends on if people turn to the blood sucking side!! lmao

Signed,
_Concerned HUMAN <33

2006-07-18 12:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by xx.Rachii 1 · 0 0

I highly doubt it, but if vampires existed then maby it could've happenned.

2006-07-18 12:29:09 · answer #11 · answered by Ynenoi 3 · 0 0

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