If all the star signs manifested into a physical form and had a big fight out in the open with no one around, which one would win?
Let me remind you about the various contestants.
Aires - A Ram
Pisces - Two Fish
Taurus - A Bull
Aquarius - A Water Bearer
Gemini - Twins
Capricorn - A Goat
Cancer - A Crab
Sagittarius - A Centaur
Leo - A Lion
Scorpio - A Scorpion
Virgo - A Virgin
Libra - Some Weighing Scales.....
So in this apocolyptic battle, who wins and why?
2006-07-18 05:21:43 · 6 answers · asked by Game Guy 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Leo, it's clear....
He takes out the centaur first, gutting him with his claws and jaws. Takes a quick drink from water-boy Aquarius, who incidentally is an acid tripping 60's dropout, then he moves onto Gemini, making quick work of the bickering twins. Taurus is a challenge, but easily overcome, Bulls aren't known for their wits. Aries is more interested in headbutts, so he is easily dismembered. After another quick drink from Gunga-din, Leo uses the scales of Libra to swat Scorpio, crushing both the bug and destroying the scales. Getting hungry, Leo snacks on a nice meal of two fish and a crab, washing it down with some hippie water, and finally young hipster Aquarius remarks, "We really showed them!" Leo's reply is swift decapitation of the water-boy, and a Schwartzenegarian one liner.... "Age of Aquarius my a s s!"
2006-07-18 05:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by vertical732 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The Bull!
2006-07-18 12:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bethany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Libra. Because it was never alive in the first place, hence it shall never die.
2006-07-18 12:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
With an answer and creative mind like VERTICAL732.............I wont even attemp to answer this one.............hahaha, give that person the points!
2006-07-18 15:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This question is in the wrong section.
2006-07-18 12:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by elitetrooper459 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
corpio cuz it would poison eveerybody
2006-07-18 12:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by anotherAzn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋