If you could punch one celebrity in the mouth, who would it be?

Question

And why?

Answer 1

of course it would be that spoiled brat PARIS HILTON because according to her quote that says "People think I'm stupid. But I'm smarter than most people." isn't that funny and annoying enough ???!!!!

Answer 2

So many choices.....

Al Gore, maybe it would knock some sense into him. Hey Al, Let it go!!
George Clooney. You're an actor, not a politician. Stick to your area of expertise.
That fat chick from the Dixie Chicks. LISTEN TO YOURSELF! You want to be country but you think country fans are stupid rednecks?
Michael Moore. Do I have to use my fist on this guy? Can I use a sledge hammer? I think his head would pop open like a zit.
Tim Robbins. Oh for crying out loud. SHUT THE PIE HOLE!
Johnny Depp. You moved to France because you hate America. But you come back to make movies so we'll give you our movies? I don't think so. Keep your froggy french but over there.
Hillary Clinton. Be a little bit more consistent and maybe someone will take you seriously.
Diane Feinstein. Keep your hands off my rights.
John Kerry. Pick a side and stay on it.
Al Franken. Just because he's a liberal idiot.
Jesse Jackson. Your doing more to separate the races than you are helping. GO AWAY!
Al Sharpton. Even more so than Jesse. Racist pig.
Cindy Sheehan. NOBODY is paying attention to you!Your "hunger strike" is not even a hunger strike. You stupid bull dyke tragedy pimp.

Answer 3

Tom Cruise

Answer 4

Hello,
Well i wouldn't punch this person in the mouth...
Because my fist would go through,and out of the back of their head...
But Martin Short...
Remember the little funny guy,from Short Circuit?and some other movies that were kind of funny.One fugitive based movie,with Nick Nolte was very funny.Can't remember the name though...

But i saw Mr.Short on Yonge st. in downtown Toronto,about six weeks ago...
I walked near him,say like twenty feet away..
And asked him why his career was in the toilet and why he wasn't doing any more funny movies...
And he sicked his secuirty guard on me...
That was the funniest thing he's done in over ten years...
He was doing a comedy show in Toronto that week and the tickets started at $120.00...
That price was also very funny.....LOL

Answer 5

My brother, Sigmund Dungle. He's been such a stuck up snob since he's found fame and fortune after appearing on Big Brother (the Dungle Village version). The constant demand for him to appear on televison, radio, and at society functions in London have made his head swell to twice the size it normally is. He needs a cold bucket of dung to be tossed over his head and then as you say, to be given a punch in his mouth.

I'm not much of a pugilist, can I sign you up to give the knock-out blow?

Answer 6

Michael Moore

Answer 7

Brad Pitt for what he did to Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney just because he has an attitude. Oh yeah, Tom Cruise because he is such a jerk when it comes to all this Scientology stuff.

Answer 8

Parasite Hilton Mariah Carey All those wealthy, pretend, plastic b*tches from The Hills and crap, mutually as we are at it, certainly sock some experience into that Britney slob and kick Lindsay Lohan's irrelevant, has-been butt into complete oblivion.

Answer 9

kayne west - for racist anti bush remarks DURING A RED CROSS TELETHON to raise money for Katrina victims. I dont care if you like or hate bush, there is a time and a place to speak your mind and during a red cross telethon is not the place for political bullsh*t! Im so mad a kayne for doing that id like to punch him square in the mouth!

Answer 10

Peewee Herman , because he's so scary. I'd be so totally freaked , like when I see a clown up close ! I would have to smash !! like hulk punch style ( seriously )

Answer 11

Definitely Tom Cruise. He's obnoxious, immature, hasn't a modicum of class. Isn't as smart as he thinks he is.