Every person who has ever or whoever will walk on this Earth has been or will be a hypocrite. That's the ugly truth.
2006-07-18 03:58:49
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answered by Intelligent and curious 3
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The parent who tells their child about the evils of smoking while puffing on a cigarette... (the same goes for alcoholics)
"Sunday Christians" who spend Friday and Saturday nights in the bars and at parties and then show up at church as though they are the salt of the earth.
The divorced parent who preaches "no sex before marriage" and then sleeps with all their boyfriends/girlfriends.
Anyone who works at a parts store or in a garage who owns a poorly maintained vehicle.
2006-07-18 04:01:13
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answered by nobodysangel_nobodysfool 3
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hypocracy=beliefs-actions
The degree of hypocrisy one possesses is equal to the absolute value of the difference between their beliefs and actions. Of course, it is not possible to actually measure these variables, but this formula does represent the relationship of these variables.
It is my theory that humans have a natural tendency to keep their hypocrisy at zero. Therefore, they have a desire to keep their beliefs and actions equal.
If Beliefs = Actions, then Hypocrisy = Zero
Or
If (Beliefs = X) and also (Actions = X), then Beliefs - Actions = 0 Hypocrisy
Furthermore, I believe that when hypocrisy equals anything other than zero, an anxiety will exist inside the individual. These imbalances can linger for years in honest objective people and only seconds for bias rationalizers. Why is this? It is due to one's honesty and objectivity when evaluating their initial internal feeling following a hypocritical imbalance. Everyone wants their hypocrisy to equal zero. Some do it by changing their beliefs so that they are equal to their actions. However, I say you should change your actions so that they equal your beliefs. Beliefs should be arrived at objectively, and should be a relatively independent variable.
http://www.hardcoretruth.com/Hypocrisy/
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third))
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days,
how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=0a961c4b22995cfb1827939c48fbcb2e&p=1427108#post1427108
2006-07-18 04:58:33
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answered by rjbendre 3
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Example of a hypocrit: a person who says drugs are bad but does drugs themselves
2006-07-18 06:57:54
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answered by Chris F 6
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For example, A man who cheats on his wife, and everyone knows it. Yet he give a speech and a prayer at his kids wedding on the sanctity of marriage. hypocrite.
2006-07-18 04:14:08
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answered by double0negitive 3
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Indian christians demanding ban on exhibition of "Da Vinci Code"
2006-07-18 04:32:12
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answered by RTH 3
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Jim Baker - Preached born again christianity, 10 comandments, etc while stealing from his church and banging his secretary.
2006-07-18 03:57:45
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answered by zacharybeaver 2
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Like a wife getting mad at her hubby for talking to girls online even though she knows she does it too. Best wishes
2006-07-18 03:58:10
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answered by colorist 6
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Negroes, latins and women who take advantage of Affirmative Action programs.
2006-07-18 12:21:17
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answered by Anonymous
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politicians telling us we need to ;tighten our belts with reference to state pensions when in most countries politicians receive tax free pensions linked to inflation to me that is re all hypocrisy
2006-07-18 04:02:49
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answered by gwaz 5
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