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Try writing a poem, keep it short, perhaps a haiku.

Take multiple trips to the bathroom, splashing cool water on your face from the sink.

kick off your shoes under your desk, and take a one minute vacation by closing your eyes and imagining time at the beach. listen to the seagulls, the kids laughing, the waves thirstily lapping the shore. Feel the warm sunlight.

Keep hydrated, get a salad for lunch if you can, something cool and refreshing.

2006-07-18 03:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by LEMME ANSWER THAT! 6 · 0 0

Read this article. It should make you laugh (unless you are a lawyer):
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued ...and won!
In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated, nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW THE BEST PART:
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

2006-07-18 10:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do something you like, what do you have to do?
if you have nothing there is a way to sneak out
but try this 2morrow
Bring an extra pair of keys, a back bag or totebag with some books, and a sandwhich
leave the keys and totebag on your desk where it is visible
the eat part of your sandwhich
once you have eaten a few good sized bites from it, leave right away taking your real keys (not the extra) and your real totebag with you

This only works if you work in one of those cubical offices

2006-07-18 10:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Eng 5 · 0 0

Ohh...i have days like this to...but i have things on my desk that remind me of little funny stuff that happened to me...take some things like...a personalized pen..or a funny image for your desktop...i see you have access to the Internet..read some jokes...and if you are hot drink some cold water and try to cool the air from the room...just try this:imagine you are in a place that you love...and you will soon feel better! tip:don't ask yourself how long is it till you'll go out...it will make things worst...just think about something funny and do something for your soul...like helping someone by asking his question...
Think...cool...

2006-07-18 10:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just work a litle bit and time will go faster hahahahahah

I know some days are really long.... but just wonder what you would do if you would loose your job just right now.... no money to enjoy yourself..... so then maybe youll feel a bit better going through your day and work!

2006-07-18 10:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by me 3 · 0 0

I feel the exact same way. I've been here since 8 and i gotta make it till 4:30. I'm bored out of my mind and have resorted to answering questions on yahoo. fun. fun. fun..... ummm... yeah.... so... on to the next question.

2006-07-18 10:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Same here, its so unfair! We should eb allowed to leave early when the weather is this unbearable

2006-07-18 11:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by fw 3 · 0 0

Do a streak through the office . That will wake everyone up.

2006-07-18 10:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by super_star 4 · 0 0

Ahh.. the internet. EVIL. But a great way to pass time.

2006-07-18 10:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by MANDY 2 · 0 0

have a game of finger soccer, roll up a post-it note and let your fingers do the rest......oh yeah then think of me heading to the beach haha

2006-07-18 10:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by Debbie L 1 · 0 0

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