What puts u (Britishers) out of the crowd anywhere in the world u go read it?

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1. Everything you eat is savored in mayonaise,cheese and tomatoe ketchup.
2. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and trying to remove it with your fingers.
3.Farting and burping in public is normal.
4. You are standing next to the one largest size suitcases and a big bag at your back at the Airport.
5. You always buy expensive gifts for you children during Xmas and then later moan for big credit card bills
7. You recycle X'mas Gifts.

8. You name your children which they hate when they grow up and change it to something like Rob,Bob,Ron,Sam,Andy .
9.You rebel against your parents and dont support you family people and feel sorry for people who are homeless and hungry.
10. You love to eat Indian food and later blame Indians restaurants for you obesity.
11. You hate Northerners and laugh at people with foreign accents.

12. You load up the family car with as many childrens stuff and useless things as possible thinking it may come handy someday.
13. You mostly discuss on football wherever you are even if its a wedding ceremony.
14.You have the most boring party without music and people chatting in groups. looks more like a funeral.With table full of salads and chips.
15. You buy expensive crockery, to break it when you are mad.
16. Your all time favourite food is fish chips or pies.
22. You own a dart board or poker game.
23. You never pay any of your friends bill and never offer you lunch to anyone.
24. You majored in nothing but still have a good job.
25. You live alone cause you were messing around with too many girls and now dont trust your present girlfriend.
26. You are very precise about cooking but still it doesnt taste good.
27. You are not that street smart.
28. You apologise when bumping into someone but dont mean it.

29. You have to travel once in a year orelse you go crazy of the weather.
30. You always like to have a younger girl/boy friend friend even if you are married.
31. You hardly make long distance calls or must say calls .
32. If a person is badly hurt and bleeding still you'll ask him "you oright mate".
33. You call your elders by name.
34. You think anyone who doesnt speak english or does not have an english accent is an alien and not human
35. You have show pieces in your house which doesnt make any sense and is of Romans times.
36. When dining out, you worry about the tip.
37. You list yourself as "slim and sexy" in the dating website no matter what she looks like
38. You look upto every muslim as terrorist.
39. The only favourite past time is drinking in pubs and talking about the world politics.
40. Your fridge is full of beers and ham sausages.
41. You have drinking glasses smelling of beer.
42. You have mastered the art of putting people down.

Hey come on i dont hate britishers jus what i've noticed.

Answer 1

And proud of it! Bring on the Britishers!

By the way you missed out that we are all born with the ability to be deeply, deeply patronising and belittle anyone in any given situation. In this case though, I feel it would be animal cruelty to continue.

And lots not forget the EnglishER language.

Answer 2

Wow u just made 42 statements to discribe a non existant group of people.

Answer 3

you forgot the sunburn they get when they travel to the south....(usually in masses to Greece or aus)...

but i still love them - they are great to party with and maaaaaaaaaaan i love the accents they have.
if a British bloke opens his mouth i only hear the accent and I'm in love - no matter how stupid the quote was....

Answer 4

Aren't you a bitter ill informed little troll?

Answer 5

Haterade!!

Answer 6

wow, who peed in your cheerios this morning?

Answer 7

there is no such word as "britishers"

Answer 8

MMM...you hate people don't you?

Answer 9

you are a loon