THIS LADY IS A COMPLETE SLOB. SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN, SMELLS HORRID, NEVER SHOWERS, AND FARTS CONSTANTLY AT HER DESK. SHE ALSO DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO OTHER PEOPLE IN TROUBLE FOR THE MISTAKES SHE MAKES!!!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
2006-07-18 03:08:20 · 18 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
FORGOT TO MENTION, HER DESK IS ALWAYS A MESS WITH PAPERS AND SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
2006-07-18 03:09:09 · update #1
Rent a flamethrower. You know the drill.
2006-07-18 08:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mork the Stork 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
It's not nice to have to work in those conditions. Ask if you can be moved. If it is not possible, make a note of everything she does in a diary, then if any re-percussions come back on you even though you know it is her fault, you can look back on your diary and explain everything leaving her with egg on her face! I know, that would only make her smell worse. Also, buy lots of air freshener and spray it by her, maybe she will get the message. Good luck!
2006-07-18 03:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I used to work with a lady like that. The night shift would never use her cubicle because it was so nasty. And she would eat at her desk and lick her fingers like she was making love to them and then proceed to use the keyboard immediately following....it was so gross. And she was the biggest mooch. We had to hide from her at lunch so she wouldn't just walk up and take our food. She thought she could just help herself. And if we ordered pizza we had to hide, because no one wanted her touching their pizza because of the way she always licked her fingers haha.
2006-07-18 03:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's that bad, I would speak to the Manager about the situation in confidence. They could be alerted to the problem without you actually having to confront the person. It's the manager's responsibility to handle these situations so let them :-)
2006-07-18 03:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Carla S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar situation. I brought air freshner and sprayed it on a dude while he was working and told him he needed to take a bath. Then I asked to have my desk moved.
2006-07-18 03:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, you could go to Human resources if she is smelling and sloppy, and see if she is breaking any rules about attire or personal hygiene. Most companies have rules like that.
You could also say she was creating a hostile work environment.
Good luck!
2006-07-18 03:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After looking at your answers profile, I cannot believe anyone takes you seriously at all.
If this is true give her a gift basket of hygiene products.
2006-07-18 03:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give her the SMACK DOWN! Spary her with Febreeze, hang car fresheners from her ears, and tell the hog to kiss your a**. Hell she'll never catch you.
2006-07-18 03:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by Building Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her desk in the bathroom.
2006-07-18 03:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey Miss Piggy! Your rude, offensive, and down right despicable, clean up your act, or expect the possibility that we'll take the fire hose to you and do it ourselves!" And that's exactly what I'd do:)
2006-07-18 03:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to ignore her or just try and devise a very devious plan to get her back
2006-07-18 03:12:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋