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HEY THERE SEXY MAMA!

2006-07-21 06:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ouch

2006-07-18 03:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kim 2 · 0 0

Scale: "Ur so fat that when u sat on 4 quarters you made a dollar.....and now ur going to make me into a square pancake!"

2006-07-18 02:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by [live.laugh.love] 2 · 0 0

Girl, lay off the french toast sticks.

2006-07-18 03:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

Did you really need to eat the whole pie? Jeshhhh

2006-07-18 03:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get those smelly feet off of me.

2006-07-18 04:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by B. Ritz 2 · 0 0

Dude, you so fat you got to buy two tickets for the bus.

2006-07-18 02:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0 0

it would say you could stand to lose 10 lbs. get your @ss on that treadmill.

2006-07-20 05:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"try taking your keys and change out of the pockets."

2006-07-18 02:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by jeff s 4 · 0 0

To be continued...

2006-07-18 02:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

MAN YOU MUST HAVE JUST TAKEN A DUMP!

2006-07-18 02:56:17 · answer #11 · answered by MR. RETARDO IV 2 · 0 0

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