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2006-07-18 02:38:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Not to me. I like humor, not a play-off on bathroom activities. Real ones aren't funny so why would they be funny on a machine.
But since lots of guys think farts are funny, fart machines would crack them up.
Go figure............

What do you think of this for funny?
I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago. I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. He said, "Watch this!" The salesman said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie," he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. I swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, "ASSHOLES!"

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.

Damn! I love this car! (This cracks me up)


It's cool that we all have our individual tastes in every area, don't you think?

2006-07-18 03:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by purplewings123 5 · 0 1

NO! Anyone who lives with men knows that fart machines are not necessary.

Although, when I was younger, my brother and I stuck one under my grandmother's cushion on the sofa when she was in the other room. That was pretty funny....

2006-07-18 09:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by lilly 5 · 0 0

HIL... F-ing... ARI OUS!!! I have one and it's great to break out every so often!! I love spreading the joy of a fart machine to pets, children, grandparents, or any other unsuspecting poor soul!!

Good fun!!

To those who say no!!! YOU LIE!! You would laugh your a@* off as long as it wasn't done to you!!! Who are you people trying to impress?? Let it go and admit you would laugh too!!

2006-07-18 17:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous12 3 · 0 0

im 18 and farts are still funny. my grandpa is 82 and farts are still funny to him. i even bought him a fart machine for his 81st b-day. to bad he wore the damn thing out.

2006-07-18 09:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

really hilarious for the 9 - 11 year old age group

2006-07-18 09:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0 0

If you can get a variety of sounds

2006-07-18 09:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I not sure. Are you funny?

2006-07-18 09:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by The Man 4 · 0 0

prolly yea...

2006-07-18 09:41:08 · answer #8 · answered by arun 3 · 0 0

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