2006-07-18 02:32:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Take off all your makeup, except for matte brown eyeshadow. A male boss will say, "You look like hell!" :-)
2006-07-18 02:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Answer questions! No, I'm just kidding, you want to actually get out of the office :) Well I guess it depends on some things as to what you could use as an excuse. For instance, if you're married, you could have your spouse or a friend call your work and go the whole 'family emergency' route, but that makes for an actual story the next day as everyone will want to know how you are...let's see...you could leave for lunch and call your boss and fake a headache or something else minor...see I'm not very good at lying myself or I'd have more creative excuses! Good luck :)
2006-07-18 02:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I own a business and If you work for a good company just be honest. Tell them you need a day off or just an afternoon. If my employees tell me I am more than happy to help out. If you work for a not so good company. Tell them your car was acting up and that the appointment to get it in is at a certain time.
2006-07-18 02:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by robersha15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You broke your ankle in a football match last night, spent 3 hours in casualty and you now have a plaster cast on your leg. Worked for me a treat. Mind you the not being able to walk malarky is a bit of a downer.
2006-07-18 02:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be honest and ask for one day's casual leave. This way you do not have to invent any excuse. But still you are unlikely to get a leave, apply medical leave and excessive bleeding does the trick.
2006-07-18 02:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by tnkumar1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep nipping to the loo, come back clutching your tummy and say you have a water infection!! nobody will want to know the details and just let you go, also its something that can clear up quickly or not depending on if its hot again tomorrow!!!!
2006-07-18 02:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a friend to call your boss at a certain time and ask them to give you a message that they just walked past your house and your front door looked like it had been kicked in. Your boss is sure to suggest you go home to check.
Chill in the garden with a cold beer
2006-07-18 02:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by bronx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you have sunburn and dehydration that way you can get drunk and return to work with a tan and an excuse for drinking lots of water tommorrow!
2006-07-18 03:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say that the heat is making you sick and dizzy and youv'e been ill in the ladies...under the UK health and safety at work act they should send you home.......then get your bikini on and get some rays in the garden with a nice long cool drink and a book.
2006-07-18 02:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been trying to work up the nerve to staple my hand to the desk. That should get me outta here. Drastic times call for drastic measures....
2006-07-18 02:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fake a work related injury.
use a recurring medical issue (works even better if you have had problems like this before and worked through them)
2006-07-18 03:07:11 · answer #11 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋