will u tell me a joke?!?!?!? best one gets 10 points!!!?

Answer 1

Ummm not really a joke- but I went to let my little male Pomeranian in the house a little while ago and he was out there trying to hump the neighbors cat! I kid u not! That poor cat had the wierdest look on its face like " what the hell!" I laughed for a good 20 minutes and still am when I think of it!!!

Answer 2

Okay. My friends and I were going to the mailbox the drop off some mail (which is about a block from our apartment), and we decides to take the long way. We passed the canal, and walked on the sidewalk. Then, after we put the mail in the mailbox, my neighbor who went with me said, "Let's talk the LONGER way home!!!! And hopefully, the gate will be opened!!!!!" We first went somewhere we've (or I've) never went to. After that, we climbed up a few rocks, and realized the gate was CLOSED!!!!!!!!!! Then, her sister said, "You FU%KIN'' ^:GG@!!!!!!" (no offense to anyone though, she was just playin'). Next, we had to climb under the slightly opened gate, only about five or six inches. It was hard, but we got to the river, near the apartments. There was a slope that we had to climb, and it was about one hundred degrees. I went further by the waterside, and climbed up on rocks, and wooden rods. When we went back home, my friend (the one who said we should take the long way) said, "Now for you two, that was Fear Factor!!!!" It was really funny, but I actually wasn't allowed there O_o!!!! Their parents didn't know that they kinda trespassed, but thank goodness nobody saw us!!!! I hope ou enjoyed that joke.

Answer 3

ok there was this guy and that said to his wife i'm no fread flintstone but i sure know how to let the bed rock lol the best joke i need 10 points

Answer 4

ok, a blond, brunette, and redhead were going to swim the english channel. they had to breast stroke. the winner won 1 thousand dollars. so after they heard the gunshot to go, they swam. the brunnette came in first. the news reporter asked her how it feels to win. she says pretty good, and practicing really paid off. then the redhead came in. the news reporter asked her the same thing. she said, ok but i could have won. then, an hour later, the blonde comes in. the news reporter asks the same thing. she says, well they cheated. he asks how. she says it looked to me as if they were using their arms.

Answer 5

there were 3 blind mice. one day a cat chases them so one mouse ran into th kitchen, the other one went into the living room, and the last one went into the bathroom. When the cat was gone they all met up and asked each other where they went.

The first mouse goes " i went to the kitchen."

The second mouse goes "I went to the living room"

The third mouse goes "Well, i was in a lake, then it got dark, then it strated to rain, but luckily, i was saved by a log."

LMGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

there was a girl so bored,he did not know what to do.so she thought.then she opened her computer and started annoying others by asking them"will u tell me a joke?!?!?!? best one gets 10 points!!!? "

u may ask"what kinda joke is that?"u know what i say?i say wat kinda question u asked me in the first place.think about it!!!

Answer 7

so a man walks up to a women

he says "im going to tickle your p u s s y with a feather"

she says "excuse me"

the man says " oh uh particuraly nice weather"

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Answer 8

Hi read your comment about Miley cyrus Uhhhhhhhhh you seem to be wrong she is not going to be that she is talented unlike u.She is beautiful too.cause i date her!

Answer 9

Father:Son masterbating will make you go blind.
Son: But dad, I am over here!

Answer 10

were you born on the highway??
cuz thats where most accidents occur, right?