This is serious I really have to use the bathroom badly but my poop is stuck in me i tried squeezing it out?

Question

but it still want come out what should i do i don't want to tell the hospital my poop is stuck.

Answer 1

Go buy a stimulant laxative (ex-lax works best) and drink lots of water. Don't apply pressure or squeeze.. you'll cause internal damage and only make it worse. Stay active and it'll eventually work its way out.

Answer 2

have you heard about the mathematician with constipation?
he sat down with a pencil and worked it out.
you have become slightly dehydrated and the poop has become stuck.
there is an easy remedy.
drink a large glass of warm water. at least half a litre, more if you can cope with it.
the water must be warm or almost hot.
for serious cases you may wish to dissolve a heaped tablespoon of Epsom Salts into the water before drinking it.
you may still need to squeeze it out.

Answer 3

You might have to eventually tell someone.Start by drinking a couple of glasses of hot water. Eat some fruit or vegtables.
Going for a brisk walk or swim might help. More water.

Can you talk to your paraents?
You can get glyserin suppository at the store. sitck it in and maybe you go.
take a laxative. You might need an enema. They can be bought at the drug store, there will be directions with it.

Don't let it go on for another day. you will need to get help.

Don't be afraid to tell a medical person. they have seen and heqrd of everything, It is part of their job. they will consider it professionally. Get help if you dont go real soon

Answer 4

You are constipated. Go to the store (drugstore) and get something called either laxitive or suppository. If you take a laxitive, you will take it by mouth and it should work withing an hour. If you take a suppository, you insert it into your butt. It should work within 15 minutes. Don't push too hard or you could get a hemmoroid. If this continues, try taking a stool softner daily.

Answer 5

Drink 2 litres of Prune Juice and eat a dozen Bran Muffins, then just hold the seat hard so you don't take off.

I hope the problem *passes* soon. Gaffaw.

Answer 6

Disposable enema bags are available and easy to use, and there are glycerine suppositories. If you are an old or bedridden person with a fecal impaction, a medical aid or nurse may have to dig it out and give multiple enemas.

Answer 7

This can't be serious, cause I can't believe you wouldn't call a doctor's office with this problem instead of asking a question here. Do like the constipated mathematician, he worked it out with a pencil

Answer 8

You just need a good old fasioned enema . Yeah thats right got to the drug store and get yourself one of those giant enema bags like the one your grandmother used to hang in her bathroom. put lukewarm water inside it and hang it up high and lay in tub and all you poopie problems will be solved in a few min

Answer 9

DO YOU HAVE SOME ON THAT REALLY LOVES YOU DO YOU REMEMBER THE SHOW BEING BOBBY BROWN WELL WHEN WHITNEY GOT BACKED UP HE DUG IT OUT WITH HIS FINGERS AND PS WHAT EVA YOU DID TO GET IT THAT WAY I WOULDNT DO IT AGAIN IF ALL DOESNT WORK HONEY DONT HAVE NO SHAME IN YOUR GAME AND GO TO EMERGENCY I WAS NEXT TO ALADY WHO HAD THE SAME PROBLEM AND HER BOY FRIEND SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET IT OUT HIS SELF SHE ATE TOO MUCH CHEESE BUT THE NURSE WAS NICE TO HER ? HAVE YOU TRIED SENNA

Answer 10

Use a coat hangers maybe just go a little bit higher and see if you can pull out that miniscule brain while you are at it.