I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM TAKING A GREAT PISS, MY BOSS'S BOSS WALKS IN, GOES INTO ONE OF THE STALLS AND SITS DOWN. HE THEN TAKES A BUSINESS CALL WHILE ON THE $HITTER, AND HIS A$$ PROCEDES TO EXPLODE!!! I MEAN WE ARE TALKING GREEN APPLE SPLATTERS!!! I RAN OUT AS QUICK AS I COULD AND SOON I WAS OUT THE RESTROOM I STARTED CRACKING UP!!!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2006-07-18 02:22:38 · 20 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tell everyone in the office and have a good laugh behind his back
2006-07-18 02:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by oz_gurl2005 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
So now you know - he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Nothing different here.
It is his insensitivity and behaviour is what you should be disgusted with. The person on the other end, hopefully did not hear his explosions and worse of all, the flush........oh, that's a dead giveaway. The business contact on the other end would have a low opinion of him nonetheless.
He is uncouth and discourteous to say the least.
One more thing - I will NEVER touch his cell phone if I were you....!!!! Never in a million years. I guess he would have switched hands, yuck..........
2006-07-18 09:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh
2006-07-18 09:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by mu_sa_kossan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off how would someone doing what comes natural even amuse you so much to share with the world, and second would you want someone to make a big deal out of you taking a dump, and third if his boss would find out how you listen to other peoples bowel movements would he fire you for work gossip!
2006-07-18 09:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by sorrells316 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try to find out who's the poor guy on the other line of the phone and keep the story to my self and my partner
2006-07-18 09:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by matahari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell everyone you know at work - send a mail or memo to all relevant departments.
Blackmail him too say you have a farty recording and that you will give it to the cleaners if he does not cough up.
2006-07-18 09:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh out loud. Make sure he heard it.
I would also ask - "did u have a lot of beans for dinner Mr. ABC"?
2006-07-18 09:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd stay and listen to see what excuse he gave the person on the other end of the phone...
2006-07-18 09:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proberly piss myself laughing that is pretty bad tho when you think about it but REALLY funny
2006-07-18 09:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by tweetypie88888 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider the source. I think you may have been BLATTED! In a non typical BLATTISH way
2006-07-18 13:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Rolando MacTavish III 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋