Some people with the misguided sense of self importance, think the company cannot run without them and come to work to spread their sickness. Then complain when the people they make sick, are away. Perhaps throwing some hard object at them will wake them up.
2006-07-18 01:42:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
jIt's fine, if that's the heaviest thing you can find at that time. But it has to be a group effort. Time it, get everyone in your office in sync, and have at it. If you're lucky, the ambulance will be fast and wisk him away with the other sick people..
2006-07-18 02:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by ray of sunshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did anybody communicate the misguided sense of self-importance to them? If so, the responsiblity should not lie merely on them.
And if throwing hard objects at people can solve problems, then this would be such a chaotic world. However, the occasional release of frustration that way can relief a little bit of stress? Just don't ever get caught? (Just Kidding...)
2006-07-18 08:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that the flu is in the system for at least a week, you have to take into consideration the number of days a person is entitled to take for sick leave. If everyone decided to stay at home whenever they got the sniffles, employers would be going into debt. Sure, if it's bad stay at home for the worst day or so, don't cough on people and such and such. But we can't wrap ourselves in cotton wool, otherwise we run the risk of getting fired.
2006-07-18 08:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Clueless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think wrapping their head in a plastic trash can liner would make better sense. That way, there is no way germs will be spread and you'll be spared their further misguided self-importance.
2006-07-18 08:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by clarity 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer a non-violent approach. Here are some suggestions:
Throw feces at them instead.
Put a dunce cap on them and make them sit in a corner next to the reception area.
Take away their Christmas bonus.
Force them to babysit for your kids on the weekend, when they are well.
Put them in charge of the company picnic.
Take away their computers until they agree to go home and get well.
Strip them down and make them wrap in cotton wool.
2006-07-18 08:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually think your suppose to throw the tape despenser, but I'm sure the stapler will work too... I heard it will help them sleep better during there illness... And if the stapler does knock them out you can always drag them outside to help them relax better... (It's so hard to relax in a work environment)...
2006-07-18 08:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It's not wrong. In fact, be sure it's loaded with plenty of staples and be sure one or two are sticking out of the ouchy end when you throw it.
I feel your pain. I hate sick folks @ work too.
2006-07-18 09:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by mogwai_b4_midnite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish we can do that without getting in trouble, sick people esp. when they are contagious should stay at home to avoid spreading the disease
2006-07-18 08:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by randys_gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not. Putting hot pepper in their tissue would be wrong.
2006-07-18 08:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by YaskY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...not cool at all. Its much better to use a staple gun (and much more fun too) :-)
2006-07-18 08:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋