Patient: Doctor Doctor im afraid ive got a lettuce stuck up my bum
Doctor: I'm afraid its just the tip of the iceberg young man!
2006-07-18 01:02:56 · 39 answers · asked by P 4 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Um... hmmmm! er... iceberg stuck up ... hmmm. Not the most titanic of stories. Must be a line from "Salad Days"..
2006-07-18 01:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by dallas s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh, no.
The best joke in the world:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says, "excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you have a steering wheel in your pants. Isn't that uncomfortable?" and the pirate says "Arrrrrrrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Funny for so many reasons...
2006-07-18 01:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Di 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a better one.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor there's a stick up my bum...
Doctor: How did that get there?
Patient: Well I told this really lame joke.....
2006-07-18 01:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good but my personal favourites are:
What's small, red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
Whats the definition of agony?
A one armed man hanging of a cliff with an itchy sack.
And whats black, white and red and crawls in the grass?
A nun with a knife in her back.
2006-07-18 01:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by KinkyPoodleJoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A snail enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender gets angry grabs the snail and literally throws him out of the pub.
Two weeks pass, the snail returns to the bar and asks the bar tender
"What did you do that for?"
2006-07-18 01:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is disgusting, not funny, gross and not understandable. Get a life.
PS. If you want, go google up some other BETTER jokes! Sh*t like this don't make people laugh.
2006-07-18 01:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! The best joke in the world is
Why is Piglet always dirty?
Because he's constantly playing with poo(h)!
I crack myself up...
2006-07-18 01:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by Iain T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are only 10 types of people in binary.
Those that understand it, and those that dont.
Yes, it is a bit nerdy.
2006-07-18 01:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by haplesboylard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is cute.
Here is one the cracks my dad up, but you know old people,. lol j/k
This horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
Why such the long face.
at this point my dad is usually slapping his knee cracking up. lol
2006-07-18 01:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by venus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite is:
What did the midget artist's Mum say when he told her he had aids....
You are too loose Lautrec
Silly but I like it
2006-07-18 04:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Bored at work 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋