coz otherwise he'd be ewar woowar
(love that joke, crap but good!)
2006-07-18 00:27:00 · 7 answers · asked by nikki 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Man went to a fancy dress party, start naked and with three planks of wood balanced on his head. What have you come as? Edwood Woodwood.
2006-07-18 00:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lick_My_Toad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres a wee Glasgow humorous for you an extremely regularly happening Scotsman dies in Glasgow and his previous widow desires to inform all his friends right now so she is going to the newspaper and says "i'd like tae position an obituary fur ma previous due husband" the guy on the table says "ok, how a lot money dae ye have?" The previous female replies "£5" to which the guy says "You wont get many words for that yet write something and we are going to see if that is okay" so the former female writes something and fingers it over the counter and the guy reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid" He feels in charge on the abruptness of the actuality and encourages the former female to position in writing some more suitable issues. The previous female ponders and then provides you some more suitable words and hand the paper over the counter lower back. the guy then reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort on the marketplace"
2016-12-10 11:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny, but who is Edward Woodward?
2006-07-18 00:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the way its spelt
2006-07-20 10:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never tire of hearing that one.
2006-07-18 00:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by Trish D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-07-18 00:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by PeaceIsComming 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for 2 points for no reason.
2006-07-18 00:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by ceprn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋