2006-07-17 23:30:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would slap u...but s h i t splatters!!!!
LOL that's the best one i can give u @ this time of night *yawn*
2006-07-18 10:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
your wish is my command, here goes. There are lots of dickheads in the world, but you have a head with a dick. Yo, 4 eye's, your life suck's so bad that you have to actually ask to be offended.
That's the meanest I could get.
2006-07-17 23:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by joamon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Likes :
Irritating self righteous arseholes.
Being a self righteous arsehole.
Melty cheese.
Pooing. (Just ace. It's the reason we're here.)
Misfits
Distillers
Slayer
Trail of Dead
Ninja Gaiden
Dislikes :
Everything, everyone and Scousers.
Scousers
Did I mention I hate the money grabbing, granny stabbing, giro cashing Scouse bastards?
You have no meaning in life.
2006-07-17 23:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never offended anyone in my life, so I can't start doing this with a seemingly nice person like you.
sorry.
2006-07-18 02:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahem... ahem... (clears throat)
Here's a story with a warning
Billy grabbed his Vimto early one morning
Met his mates at the pool
Packed his dad's pants now, what a fool
He's got his dad's pants in the middle of his roll
Dad's pants in the middle of his roll
Dad's pants in the middle of his roll
And he's going swimming
The answer to the problem everyone knows
Is to shlurple the purple
So the moral goes
he didn't have a worry
and he didn't have a care
'cause when you taste Vimto it don't matter what you wear
Offended yet?
2006-07-18 14:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here goes...
If you look anything like your avatar - poor you!!
The shape of your mouth looks like a mixture of someone who just sucked a kilo of lemons and... a chicken's butt.
You're a sad sad person for asking to be offended - is it a fetish, you dirty little fetish man!?
Oh no, I fell really bad now, but hey, you did ask for it!!
Sorry! I'm a nice person really!! Please don't report me!!
2006-07-17 23:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar's hairstyle is weird.
Can that even be classified as a style?
And your glasses would have been out of fashion twenty years ago.
As for offending you, why, I wouldn't dream of it. Wouldn't want to antagonize you.
2006-07-17 23:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by tinnitus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u r giving 10 points to the one who is going to offend u then
ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i am going to offend u
but if u r not going to give the 10 points to the offender then everyone else who answered ur question wants to offend u
cool hairdo by the way!!!!!!!!
2006-07-17 23:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo moma's so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach, Green peace tried to put her back into the sea!
And you moma's so stoopid, she got hit by a parked car!
your stupid too!!
and ugly!
and you smell!
hate dat! ;)
2006-07-18 07:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Snow White 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you want me to offend you? i will do any one of the two that will give me best answer!
2006-07-17 23:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why such a boring question? Can't you write another Yank-baiting question? You have a talent for them, m'laddo.
2006-07-17 23:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by Big E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋