HAH! best one to answer this gets THE JACKPOT 10 POINTS!!!
DING DING DING :)
Keep those heads spinning!!!
2006-07-17 21:44:49 · 12 answers · asked by wheezer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cuz you're the best at asking lousy questions, no1 does it quite like u.
right on, u rok
2006-07-17 21:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by RIKNAMB4EVR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll entertain you...
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
Question: How did Christopher Columbus finance his trip to America? Answer: With the Discover Card.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Show me where Stalin's buried and I'll show you a communist plot.
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
... how's that? are you entertained? amused?
2006-07-18 05:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by anak sendu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a measly 10 points? hah! and for such a lousy question? hah! and from a bored to death person? not me!
2006-07-18 06:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are bore then learn something that will make you very nice. Visit this or type this in the web browser or search bar: Bhutan Yak Adventure Travel. Learn something new and get toknow something.
2006-07-18 04:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by SmartBoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try some logic puzzels, exercise your brain, dont give up after a few tries....try that sodoku crap, learn to play chess, there are pleanty of things you can be doing so that your not so board, go to the wikipedia site.......BUILD YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
2006-07-18 04:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go play some online games if you are bored!!
2006-07-18 04:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by poeticjustice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are bored coz u are waiting for a funny answers for your question.
which i don't think u will get
2006-07-18 04:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're bored because you don't know what to do or you don't have anything to do...you're asking such lousy questions because you're weird and lousy yourself...and can i entertain you? god knows...oh yeah...watch this advertisement
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2006-07-18 04:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bike Biker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bc your pee-pee is sore from you whanking it earlier so now you have resulted in this until its not sore, and you are asking lousy questions bc thats your perogative....duh?!
2006-07-18 04:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by chickfilet7786 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME... entertain you? hmm ok... keep looking at my pic, i'm sure you'll entertain yourself lol ;)
2006-07-18 05:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋