What was I thinking....?

Question

THE GAME!

Tell me what I've been thinking lately about.

Weirdest or most pertinent gets 10 points.

Answer 1

You know, the sky is chartruese and onion. Is onion a color? No clue. But in your world it is. On the sidewalks, people walk on their side. As in, they lay sideways in a bed and have a conveyor belt push it towhere they want to go. Sidewalk finally makes sense now. As does parkway and driveway, since they now correspond to the correct ACTIONS they imply. The streets are paved in shoes, millions of shoes, and you never have to wear them again, because who needs to WEAR shoes when you can walk over them? For that matter, who needs cars? Just walk along, walk along, miles on your own feet through other people's shoes. There's all kinds of clocks, like those ones in that painting, where they're all dripping, sliding down. Time in your world does that. It drips and slides. It's like swimming through an ocean of time, the way it crawls all over the place, never quite touching you, being pushed away by your arms, legs, face, whatever part of you tries to touch it. Time slips away. Your world is colored like a child scribbled with a crayon, but it's not bad to you, because it's all you've ever known. The birds, too, flap by, shaped like m's the way a childish hand would draw them. Houses stand upside down, and the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. The moon collides with the sun each night, as it does so flares of everything happen. Lives slide by, all that jazz. The universe ends and begins again, every time that the moon and sun collide but time doesn't touch you. You're impervious, so is everyone else. It doesn't matter that the universe ends, cause you're still there living.

And THAT is my wacky answer. ^_^

Answer 2

10 points for the name AxisofOddity name. Can I be AxisofOddity #2 ? You were thinking about the fat lady in spandex while crossing the street and got hit by a car. It knocked you catatonic and you woke up in a Tibetian hospital because the life flight team misread the address. There your new adopted Paki family waited 24/7 at your bedside and you liked them better then your birth family. That was until you found out your marriage had been prearranged and you couldn't speak the language. This oddity they credited to the head injury and you made the cover of Time magazine with the caption reading Women hit by car learns English while in Catatonic State. This gets you an interview on Oprah and your trailor trash American family spends their life savings to buy tickets. As your mother cries your twin sister stands up and demands her Gene Simmons Asshole single back. At that moment you're thinking this is all sureal and can't be happening. Then it dawns on you it's Yahoo Answers and some idiot is gaming for ten points. That's what you've been thinking.

You think that you're so cool
That you're nobody's fool
But you've got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee

How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

(Gene Simmons)

Answer 3

You have been thinking about that recurring dream you keep having. The one about the aliens abducting you and probing you. You are wondering if it was really all a dream or if it really happened. And you are wondering whether or not you should go see a hypnotist to try and figure it out.

Answer 4

world domination. you imagined you discovered the key to replicate many nanobots that can proliferate and construct matter in the molecular level in your command (as you wear this headgear that controls them and ride in an anti-gravity podium that circles the metropolis). then you create the new world as an architect. everyone will rejoice for there is natural beauty in city structures, cultural innovation hence upliftment of social standards.

Answer 5

the relevance of this statement to your life: "Purple! Because Fish don't like Ice Cream!" oh and also you were thinking of the number 3 and the vegetable broccoli

Answer 6

Thinking when you will become Miss Universe...hahahaha

Answer 7

My swollen knee and what's under the skin.

Answer 8

Triple H???

Answer 9

Maybe...... I wonder how people will respond to this question. Am I close?

Answer 10

whether or not you should reveal your true avatar, cause yours is scary