i was told once to GO AHEAD AND **** MESELF... but man, i thought that was pretty much inspiring... ahahahaha...eh?
2006-07-17 21:19:57 · 13 answers · asked by wheezer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was once told to "get a real job" once, so I told the guy back "well, I don't think I'm making imaginary paychecks"
2006-07-17 21:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the course of my work many years ago, i came across a police report that stated: "when the victim noticed bullets penetrate the couch upon which he was seated, he felt it was prudent to move." now that isn't necessarily lame, but it was worth a snicker or two! great question!
ps -- when i was a little kid, attending catholic school, (back in the "olden days" --- we couldn't say "go to hell" (because we would end up there) --- so the kids used to say - "go to heaven and make a u-turn." that was pretty lame, cuz if you did that, you'd end up back on earth, unless you kept going, i spose. i preferred the "h-e-double toothpicks" method myself! Ah, to be 8 years old again! yikes!
2006-07-18 04:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told to go and boil my head by about 2 billion people on Yahoo Answers after I asked some really stupid questions in the religous section...
2006-07-18 04:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend wanted to go to her guy's house for the weekend and wanted me to go with her so she wouldn't be alone with him all weekend. I told her no because I didn't want to be the third wheel. She then told me that his friend liked me and wanted me to come down there because he was going to be there the whole weekend. I told her I didn't care because I didn't like him like that and he didn't like me. She bet me 50 bucks that he did so I went with her the whole weekend and ended up being the 3rd wheel because his friend was not there. The only good thing that came from that weekend was I made 50 bucks.
2006-07-18 12:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by quita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine was.. "I really like you" by a guy I was just having sex with. I never trust that unless I have a guy going down on me 24-7.
2006-07-18 04:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by PlasticTrees 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lamest thing was did just fall from heaven cause I see stars in your eyes hahaha
2006-07-18 04:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by ~*~ Stormy Weather~*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather used to tell us kids "Go play in traffic!"
My dad always says "Wish in one hand and S*H*I*T in the other, what'll you get quicker?"
My 11 yr old sons reply " I would get my wish 'cause I wouldn't S*H*I*T in my hand!" OR "It's impossible to S*H*I*T in your hand, so I'd get my wish!!!" (he's always thinking!) LOL
"Come again when you can't stay so long!"
"City morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"
"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!"
2006-07-18 04:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like you name
2006-07-18 22:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This may sound crazy and i swear im not but i love you"....i guy walked up to me and said it..i never had seen him b4...but the loves mutual now...come to think of it ...lameness rulz
2006-07-18 04:28:23 · answer #9 · answered by ShAi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't like jesus freaks that come to my door and try to convince me to save myself
2006-07-18 04:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋