What is your first thought in the morning?

Answer 1

I'm surprised at how many people seem to be so gawd-damned cheery and optimistic when they first wake up. What the hell is wrong with these people or are they just faking it, high or crazy??? ;-)

I usually lull in half-awake mode for a while, think about whatever dream I've had, assess what time it is, wonder what kind-of trouble my preschool-aged daughter is getting into and what sort-of messes she's already managed to make, debate whether or not I really need to get up to pee after all and then if I'm lucky I get to go back to sleep. :)

If I've managed to go back to sleep then I often later find that she's gotten into some interesting stuff in the fridge ... sometimes she's managed to get out a block of cheese and take bites out of it or maybe she's found sweets that were supposed to be hidden or some other creative food mess that she's conjured up. Often she's also managed to make some other interesting mess in the living room and/or other parts of the house. It's always a surprise seeing what she's gotten into on the days where she's home with me (instead of at preschool) and her daddy is either at work or sleeping in with me. *heehee*

Of course if I do manage to get back to sleep I'm often woken up rudely by my daughter trying to hassle me out of bed. She has creative tactics for this which oddly enough fail to amuse me when I've been sound asleep! ;-) She once woke me up by throwing something at my head. But, most of the time it involves bouncing up and down at the bed whining at me about something that she wants me to do and having to repeat herself many times because mommy isn't exactly bright-eyed and busy-tailed in the morning. *heh*

Answer 2

aha my first thought in the morning is like this...is there any body out there.. and then ill sing a sung of morning has broken.that's funny make enjoyable with my life as will I'm living in these world.

Answer 3

After all of those light little dreams then I think for a micro second, then I remember I'm with my wife then my mind takes over and I cuddle. I'd do more but I spose we got to be considerate and anyways she get's grumpy if she's not in the mood.

Answer 4

Ahhh! What a beautiful morning.
Hear the birds sing
and the trees grow.
Now I am going to swing my ling
and of to work we go.

Answer 5

Well, I generally think out loud, and usually it is, "DAMN IT STEVE ITS #$%#% FIVE THIRTY IN THE #$#$$# MORNING, WHY IS YOUR #$#%#%#% ALARM GOING OFF?" But today it was not out loud and was, "Woah...my eyes are open now...what time is it???damn its like 3 30 in the afternoon...hmm...i should probably get out of bed...but its so far to the door...like a whole 8 feet...ahhh whatever...nah damnit i need to get up...for what??? i gotta take a piss....damn it...fine...get out of bed...walk...walk...wow thats a door...ok..." and after walking into the door I was pretty awake...

Answer 6

Whats going on in the world.

Answer 7

Well, here I go again. I wake up everyday in a good mood, and I know that angers some people. I feel sorry for them.

Answer 8

"I just want to go home and go to bed"
I work third shift and go to sleep around 8 am

"I gotta pee" is the first thought when I wake up in the afternoon.

Answer 9

I've gotta brush my teeth and who is this woman laying next to me. What did I do last night ? What's her name ? Did she memorize my house address ? Do I have to move again ? No pretty much I've gotta brush my teeth and read the paper.

Answer 10

My wonderful GF who is 4200 miles away across the atlantic in Montana.