see what that gay cowboy movie has done to simple country folk?

Question

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"

12."here,bite on this,it may hurt a little"

the saddle sore one is the funniest one...im still laughing!

if you have one,write it down...

AND I HAVENT SEEN IT EITHER...I WOULD HAVE TO BE DEAD FIRST!
IF YOU CANT TELL IM AGAINST IT

Answer 1

Ridden Hard and put away wet

That really chaps my hide

Bare back riding

Cow punching

Hang em high

blazing saddles

Raw hide

Answer 2

HAH! Not too much worldliness on this forum. There is nowhere on this Earth that has some wonderful pocket of Objective and Nonjudgmental Humans. You can escape one of the prejudices for a little while, only to find out it's been replaced by something else. That crap about Christians being bigots is the most ignorant thing I've seen on here, it's also quite a bigoted statement. I love how people will pigeon-hole whatever group of people they have most recently noticed. Usually it's because a particular person inside that group has disappointed them in some way, caused them harm, or betrayed them. Someday the sky will open and people will learn that EVERY SINGLE GROUP, sub-group, tribe, race, political organization, sports franchise, science foundation, education board, convent, sexual orientation, religion, groups of like-minded-people, has within it a BUTTLOAD of people who are hypocrites, who have no idea why they are even there, who lie, cheat and steal, who purposely hurt other people within the group or outside the group, who are arrogant, ignorant, or just plain mean. EVERY SINGLE GROUP. On the planet. That ever existed.

Answer 3

I am definitely saving that on my computer for future reference. You pretty much just made my entire week.

Although i do love jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger, that movie was just slow and boring. It settled for being controversial as opposed to actually being a good movie...but now i'm starting to ramble.

Answer 4

#5 scares me....

How about - The sheriff hung 'em for cheating at poker. Yeah, he was a Jack Off from getting a straight.

Answer 5

Kinda worried now about "I'll cut him off at the P_***" the more you think the more there is...."I'm gonna have that Sherriff's Star" Even John Wayne....."Stumpy I'm coming in" or "Fill your hands you son of a Bi*ch"

Answer 6

LOL! If you liked the quotes from above.

Watch this! From Current.tv about the Brokeback Whitehouse.

http://www.current.tv/pods/supernews/PD03165

Answer 7

i watched the movie and i'll let you in on a little secret you get to see more vag and boobs than them two guys kiss. there is nothing like michelle williams boobs bouncing around like crazy. oh and ann hathaway stripping in the back of that car riding jake like that. they were some hot scenes...HOT!!!!

Answer 8

your a moron. dont take life so seriously. maybe then you will crack a smile and have a different outlook on people. you might just look up instead of down all the time.

Answer 9

here is one i didnt see on the list...`which one of you homosexual cowbows thinks hes man enough to take me?`

Answer 10

I haven't watched it yet. I really don't want to see two guys make out. Especially two cute guys that should be available only to girls.