2006-07-17 20:27:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I would be
**Supernut**
Even though I can't rescue you or save the world,
at least you all will have a good laugh
2006-07-18 13:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Einstein 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Captain Clothing! This masked crusader has the power to transform any article of clothing into any other articles! In addition, he can actually transform himself into clothing and use his powers on himself as well!
He secretly infiltrates al Quaeda headquarters as some clothes, and then, in the middle of a live viceo to al Jazeera, he transforms Osama's traditional robes into a silk and lace teddy! How many followers would he have then? Then, all of the terrorists outfits get turned into straight jackets and he calls in the troops to clean up.
Some super villians strike fear into the hearts of the citizens. But then, they learn the real meaning of pain as their underwear shrinks to doll size while on them, doubling them all over in pain!
The levees breaks again, but this time, the people of the 9th Ward are saved when Captain Clothing turns all of their shirts into flotation vests!
After a hard day's crime fighting, he returns home to his wife, sneaking into the bedroom and replacing her lacy nightie with himself!
Hey, all work, no play, you know?
2006-07-19 07:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women
2006-07-17 20:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lusty God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meat Vision
2006-07-17 20:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by buck cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to have the ability to give people the choice to remain young for a very long time. The years and wisdom would still grow but the body would remain strong and able.
Isn't it a shame that we mature, grow wiser (hopefully) and our bodies all fall apart. In our minds, we remain forever young, our bodies just won't cooperate....:)
2006-07-18 07:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 4th dimension super hero.
2006-07-17 20:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by momastreehouse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be able to become a wave in the ocean. i could go wherever i wanted in the world and either be beautiful and serene or powerful and cause destruction.
2006-07-17 20:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by dlgrl=me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would want the power to get you to give me 10 points
2006-07-17 20:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by eeyore_0816 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips, cause nobody likes to be covered in spaghetti. So that when I'm on a date and she is being rude I shoot spaghetti, splurge, and say "your rude, enjoy your spaghetti".
(Dane Cook)
2006-07-17 20:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be an aardvark, and I would have the ability to eat many ants at one sitting.
2006-07-17 20:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋