Come on tell me something funny. A sotry, poem, joke, pick up line, a lie, anything.
2006-07-17 20:18:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just thought of a pick up line:
Is your name Campbell? Because you are mmm, mmm good!
Bad but best one for me. :-P
OK, I'll tell you some real stuff. The other night I had a dream that I was late for school and in the front part there were a bunch of protesters and I was like "WTF" and I got in trouble. So I went to my next class, Art, and my teacher was Meryl Streep and she got mad and said "Why arn't you in detention!". So I went next door to the detention room and my best friend, Harmony, was in there and I asked her what she was doing there and she said she didn't know either. So then the teacher, Jack Black, gave me this paper to do and it had a quiz about all the current Hollywood news and then on the back it had this list of Hollywood celebrites and I had to check which ones I thought were hott and I handed it in and then I was asking Harmony questions and Jack Black was like "SHUT UP!" and we read each others lips. So then Jack Black was correcting the papers and told Harmony "You didn't do the back" and she said "Yes I did, I just don't think those men are hott." And then I said "You don't?" and she said "No. I'm not into guys" and then I said "I can't wait til you are". Then Jack Black gave us a presentation on Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
Almost like a nightmare but that's the weirdest dream I've ever had!
Uno, dos, trece, CATORCE! :-D
2006-07-17 20:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Candy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a good one I drove to the city to smoke some really good reefer...mind you I have a 1:00 AM curfew and it was like eeeh 11:20 when I left it was like a 45 minute drive to the city...I get there and called my mom told her I was going to visit my friend and she told me not to be long...well I didn't stay long and I had only been to that part of the city....well once...so long story I got lost and had to stop at like 10 different places to get home she calls me thankfully after I had found my way onto a major highway so I told her I had gotten lost taking a backway home...and ya know what...it worked for the most part.
2006-07-18 03:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by KitKat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this morning I was going to the collage when I saw a big lion looking at me.. I was afraid and ran away, then it ran after me and jumped over my head and put it in his mouth, but I was brave enough to bring the sowrd I have in my pocket and kill him..
when I got my head out of his mouth I saw a big fly that can eat 2 of me. it put me on her back and fly up in the sky, I didn't like the idea of flying on wings so I dropped myself and felt down on an internet cafe to tell u this unbelievable lie :D
2006-07-18 03:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by ma29mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost never
Ive been travelling the UK debauching since early may.She thinks im in an institution,suffering with depression
2006-07-18 04:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the point in lieing if im going out i tell her where im going n thas it. why make a big deal out of it?
2006-07-18 03:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and she wants me to quit!
My wiener dog ate a piece of sausage yesterday and I didn't tell him it could be his cousin! hehehe.
2006-07-18 03:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by msdifranco2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told mom I visited my grandma and I went to see my online bf...he's coming....
2006-07-18 03:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by belle_chocolatiere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lie about wherever i go
don't be silly, cover your willy
2006-07-18 03:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mothers in heaven,I'm sure she knows where I'm at?lol
2006-07-18 03:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not if she can't help it! ahahahaha
i tell her always to catch me if she can!
specially if i did something terribly stupid :P
run, run, run away!!!
yaiks!
2006-07-18 03:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by wheezer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋