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i fart rellllllllly loud in public and it stinks so bad i pass out
love pip

2006-07-17 20:12:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out Other - Dining Out

sorry i cant sleep its 4am just havin fun good day

2006-07-17 23:12:55 · update #1

15 answers

I've always dreamed of meeting a girl who could pass out to her own loud farts. Where do you live, smelly?

2006-07-17 20:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Okay...this is what I do if i have to release my gass in front of public...

I make a very loud annoying sound (usually like dragging table against the floor, tapping something, drop metal stuff etc...). Make sure the noise can cover the fart sound...it usually works...

Sometimes if it's too quiet...like in the library...you can just grin an walk away...hehehehe

2006-07-17 20:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by belle_chocolatiere 4 · 0 0

You asked:

i fart rellllllllly loud in public and it stinks so bad i pass out
love pip

First learn how to type, then,,,,,,,,,,,,
does it matter? You've passed out.............

pick a soft landing zone!

Any other braniac questions moron?

2006-07-17 20:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Gay BYE-BYE-GUY 2 · 0 0

You should probably find a leper colony somewhere to live. Because that's the only group of people who would accept you after that. You're a freak.

2006-07-17 20:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need to stay away from bad foods. When you wake up pretend that it never happened and walk away.

2006-07-17 23:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

hmmm....shall we play an age guessing game?

I bet 12 and a half. How close am I? Really?

2006-07-17 20:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by powhound 7 · 0 0

Don't bother. Just ignore or pretend that the otherone is the one who has done it.

2006-07-17 21:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by John 2 · 0 0

Look at the person next to u and ask then if they need to get to the bathroom....

2006-07-17 20:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by dahmsjohn2000 2 · 0 0

When you wake up, blame it on someone else. That's what I do.
Love, squeak

2006-07-17 20:14:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

just blame on others. that will help you of being innocent and change your eating habits.

2006-07-17 20:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by sap444333222111 2 · 0 0

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