I know we haven't known each other for long, and I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help would be very appreciated. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left. This has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm usually not like this but.....can I have a piece of gum?
Muuuuuhaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! LOL!!!
2006-07-17 20:03:42 · 16 answers · asked by What? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
F@!# you ronaldr. Go scratch your a.ss and make it bleed again you f!%$ing dumb a.ss b****!
2006-07-17 20:17:29 · update #1
All I have is Big Red. Would that be ok? I can attach it to an email for you... one piece, or two?
2006-07-17 20:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is that motherf***** trying to make a stereotypical racist comment if so suck my big black d*** you b**** a.ss motherf*****. BTW good joke and for the dumb a.sses that don't have a since of humor F*** you!
2006-07-18 03:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Winterfresh, Juicy Fruit, Big Red, I've got it all! *offers pieces* Oh heck, chew it all! *gives all of the gum*
2006-07-18 03:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Candy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1 about the dentist was better but i heard this 1 back in middle school.... lol still got a laugh tho
2006-07-18 04:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by INOTFRIEND 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why settle for a gum Honey, when you can have the real THING? You can have mine!Muuuuuwah!!!
2006-07-18 03:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u sure u want a piece of gum??
2006-07-18 03:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by ma29mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'll email you a piece.
2006-07-18 03:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong number!
2006-07-18 03:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet it was watermelon flavored you was craving dumb -ss!!
2006-07-18 03:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by ronald r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny ha ha h ahe he h e
2006-07-18 03:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by countrychick1121 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋