It is just before the England v Brazil semi final. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by
himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers,
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."
2006-07-17 18:50:02 · 34 answers · asked by Tam C 3 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Pretty good but how about this one?
David Beckham at a press conference...
" I like 'em because they taste nice and they make my breath smell good",
The reporter shouts out...
"TACTICS YOU THICK B*****D"
2006-07-17 19:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by ADRIAN J 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it's funny - but a re-hash, you can substitute England for any other team. Here is a slightly old one about Le Arsenal - The pilot who flew the Arsenal team home from their Champions league loss, warned the Air Traffic Control that he thought he had some engine trouble because of a very loud and unusual noise. Upon landing and switching the engine off he could still hear the noise and it was getting even louder - before anyone could leave the plane a team of inspectors were sent in to investigate and discovered a loud whining noise coming from the cabin where the Arsenal players and coaching team were sitting. Probably a bit old now but it was funny at the time.
2006-07-18 00:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jaws 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Haha Haha guy when I observed the call o this i presumed right here We bypass, An English supremasist living on previous glory. i became waiting to wade in wi lots o factors as to how incorrect you've been. Then I study it and close to laughed my KILT off. awesome factors you made and each and each and every a million is authentic. I lived in England for 12yr and went to all Scotland video games in Euro 96. My English friends gave me no end of grief even as England beat Scotland 2 nil at Wembley. ALL change even as they were given placed out on consequences back. They couldn't take care of any of the stick I gave them and cried into their lager and lime. i'd be helping ANY of the living house countries who make it yet purely desire the ENGLISH media and followers may WAIT till the international Cup draw has taken position before putting forward how they're going to win it. 1yr today the international Cup starts and that i'm already BORED of each and every of the English hype.
2016-12-01 19:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye GREAT joke Tam C.
PMSL
But the best joke of all was: The English Fans and Press actually believing they were going to win the World Cup in Germany, Now that WAS FUNNY.
Great joke pal
2006-07-18 09:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its an old joke.
I think it started off life as England versus Scotland with Beckham as the certral role.
Apparently Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found Headbutted to death in a French footballers bedroom.
YES
.................... its Murder on Zidane's Floor
Chris
2006-07-17 19:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by kipp[axkid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this before as Brazil v Scotland but it's still very funny (and I am an England supporter!!!)
2006-07-17 20:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by Adele P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-05 05:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dorothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the funniest part was that England reached the semi final. Now that was funny.
2006-07-17 19:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by axely1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is very funny,but it is a rehash of a joke I first heard after the 1982 world cup,just using different names,,,oh and by the way,the reason we English have the keenest sense of humour in the world is as an aneasthetic to the cr*p stat our country is in !!!
2006-07-17 19:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by bigal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great joke. I cannot understand how somebody could not find it funny. I am told the English have a wicked sense of humour. Have they?
2006-07-17 18:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by paul1953uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an Englishman, good joke. Very funny. But wasn't it Scotland? Now they are real Shite at football.
2006-07-17 20:57:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋