What actor/actress would play you? What type of movie would it be? Would it have a huge opening weekend or be a flop? Would it open on a Wednesday?...
2006-07-17 18:01:32 · 12 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
my life would be an amazing movie. you should watch it. and i would either play myself, or let johnny depp do it. for free. because it was such a good script.
i would open the film on a monday, because the government would force me to only show it while a vast majority of the population was at work to avoid riots.
tickets would cost $45, but people would still go multiple times.
popcorn would be free.
the film would be exported to every country, anbd part of the profits from US box office sales would be used to buy villages televisions so they could watch it.
within a week of its release, aliens living as spies among us would be forced out of hiding so they could reurn to their homeworlds with the film.
the films script would be memorized by children in grade school. the phrases used in the film would be trademarked, and everyone who repeated the jokes and or lines in the film would be charged a dollar per use. to get around this the entire population would speak in pig latin to avoid royalty fees.
the critics would still give it a B -
2006-07-17 18:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
It would definately be a low budget comedy. I'm talkin crazy low budget.
It would be a total flop. Many years later, it will be shown at midnight every Saturday night in some little off the wall theater. There would be a huge following of random street urchins. many years after that it will be considered a cult classic.
2006-07-18 01:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My movie would be a film noir. It would portray me as a brooding, young woman with secrets- dark, dark secrets. I would get involved with a man who was a very bad man. This man is a dirty cop who frames innocent people for the most heinous crimes imaginable.
The man I am involved with secretly plots to frame me, but I will double-cross him. I will murder someone and frame him instead. The film will end with his execution in prison.
Of course, the director has put his own twist in this movie- its not EXACTLY my story, but hey...
I will be played by a young, brooding actress- maybe Jolie. The man will be played by Colin Farrell. It will be the highest grossing film ever with the biggest opening weekend in history! The critics would hate it because they wouldn't be able to understand the complexities of the woman in the film- her secrets, her dark personality.
Come see the film and be mesmerized!
2006-07-18 01:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Starry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine would definitely be a weekly drama. As far as an actress someone serious around strangers but a comedian with friends. Maybe Natalie Portman or someone like that.
2006-07-18 01:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Amy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blues musical with hilites of hard rock, hymns,pop,a little bit of country,and end with Christian pop with Sissy Spacek.Huge weekend opening and it could go either way..flop or not. It would be of interest because it would definitely be different.
2006-07-18 01:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want orlando bloom to portray my chracter.. a heavy Oscar- winning classic epic drama just like Gone with the Wind and Brokeback Mountain
2006-07-18 01:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by hp2184 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would prolly be played by an "actor/model/singer called eduardo verastegui or something like that, and well... it would probably be drama with lots of betrayal and dissapointments. i don't think it would be a hit though...
2006-07-18 01:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by jextreme_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent question. mine would be a sci-fi action adventure. with edward norton playing me. and it would be a box office flop but a cult classic.
2006-07-18 01:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by santosh s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully it would be a rags to riches story, but I'm still working on that...
2006-07-18 01:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be a musical!!!!!!!!!! if only people would break out into song in real life then act like nothing happened! love it
2006-07-18 01:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋