i know the ones with russ whitney and that calrton dude are all crooks including anyone else who does infomercial its always a bunch of bull. there should be a law against these things cause they lie so much.
2006-07-17 17:43:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Anything with Tony Little, his voice is so grating. I sleep with the TV on, if he comes on it wakes me from a dead sleep..
2006-07-17 17:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by daddieslilgirl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think the infomercial where they hook people up to electrodes and "shock them into shape" is the dumbest ever. The first time I saw it, I thought it was a parody from Saturday Night Live---
The notion that you could shock yourself for 30 minutes per day and never have to step foot in a gym seems so ludicrous. And the gall of those people to sell at such a high price!
And whats with lowering the price 10 times, right before they blast the phone number across the screen?
2006-07-18 00:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by User 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a night shift worker, I am bombarded with these stupid infomercials all night long. Every stinking channel!
I think the pasta cooker thing is the dumbest one I've ever seen.
It truly insults people's intelligence.
YOU CAN PUT BOILING WATER INTO THE CONTAINER, AND IT WILL COOK PASTA? Who'da thunk it?!
I also love how they call everything nowadays a "system".
A ladder system
A pasta cooking system
A make money fast doing work at home system
A food smasher, dicer, mincer, slicer system!
Arrrrrgh!
What they're really saying is their product is a take your hard-earned money and flush it down the toilet system!
MADNESS!
2006-07-18 01:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The RomCo Bass-O-Matic with Dan Aykroyd if you go for the fake ones on SNL but of the honest to god real ones nothing can touch
Susan Sommers and the Thighmaster/AssMaster Ruled the Brainless Infomercials
2006-07-18 00:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Bill M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "unbreakable" knife that never needs sharpening. Everything can break, including this stupid knife. They bribe you into buying it by saying it has a lifetime warranty, that guarantees replacement at no cost even if it was your fault this amazing "unbreakable" knife actually did break or had to be sharpened, but we all know there's a catch.
Oh, and you also get a bunch of other knives free "all for 3 easy payments of [about] $30". Now I can get that many regular knives at the same price at the store. If these knives are so amazing why aren't they more expensive?
2006-07-18 00:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one! I am not sure if you have seen this one or not. (it was on very early one morning when I could not sleep) Anyway there was this guy that called himself "Dr. Hoe" and he was selling this electric shocky thingy for muscle relaxation! And OH MY GOD!!! It was so stupid I could not help but laugh! And then almost at the end of the infomercial he really said it could be used for weight loss as well!!! How is a tens-unit looking thingy going to help me lose weight????
2006-07-18 00:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The colon cleanser it cracks me up when they talk about how a black rope like piece of chit starts to come out and you have to reach down and actually pull it out of your azz this is a real infomercial I forget the product Magic X1000 or something like that?
2006-07-18 00:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buying quarters (for the 50 states) for like 5 times as much. Suckers...
2006-07-18 00:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The flow-bee! the sucking hair cutting machine.
2006-07-18 00:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by angie n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fitness made simple.(the one with John Bastow, or whatever his name is.) even if you buy the tape, most of it is a infomercial.
2006-07-18 00:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋