WHATS the BEST way to ANNOY someone.....?

Question

just for the sake of it.............

Answer 1

sing a song out of tune. over and over again.

Answer 2

I've done the following to my kids:
Turned the radio up EXTREMELY loud when they won't shut up
Sung the lambchop song..."this is the song that doesn't end, and it goes on and on my friend, some people STARTED singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end...." - you get the point! LOL
I've also licked them on the side of the face repeatedly when they won't stop sitting in my lap.
I've also undercurled my lower lip when they try to kiss me goodnight.

If it's not someone you're this close to, I agree with the hanging on them thing or tell really bad jokes and slap them on the arm after you tell them the punch line.
OH...another that works very well with guys. Sit close like you're paying attention to what they say and right when they get engrossed in a really good story, knock their hat off by the brim...or do this when they get on a really good rant about something you did that they didn't like...ha ha ha ....usually they end up laughing because they know you're being a pest because you don't want to hear what they're saying at the moment.

Answer 3

If its a gal do like my husband does he talks about other woman! Then I get mad! I go into his office and throw something of his on the floor like a paper ect,He must wonder mmm! why this there! ha! ha! Really dont put the cap on the toothpaste and get it all over the tip and let it dry! Hide there stuff tht they use alot! turn the shower head the wrong way so they have to mop the bathroom! Walk in the house with muddy shoes,oh Im getting a craving to do something annoying now! Have fun!

Answer 4

This isn't so much "annoying" as it is "making someone's life a living hell". Go to the newspaper and take out a "For Sale" ad as follows: "1969 Ford Mustang. Mint Condition. 15,000 miles. Moving and must sell. $5000 obo. Works late shift. Call between 2 and 6 am." Then include your victim's phone number and watch them turn into a zombie. GUARENTEED every redneck in a 12 state radius will be calling.

Answer 5

1. Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......")
2. Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same.
3. Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police.
4. Become Forrest Gump.
5. Incessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!"
6. Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests.
7. Start a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting.
8. Read nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5! No.......")
9. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
10. Twitch a lot.
11. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
12. Steal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

This is how to annoy your roommate but it works on anybody.

Answer 6

Find a government worker who wants to live a complacent, selfish, life motivated by fear, and get involved in a case that they are involved with. Then progressively insist that they follow the law with the idealism of Martin Luther King, Jr. Piety and nobility is EXTREMELY annoying.

Answer 7

Okay this so much fun to do!
If it is someone you KNOW doesn't like you, act like they are you closest, best friend in the world. Always greet them with a big smile and cheer full "Hi!' Act like you haven't seen them in weeks, even if you just talked to them 10 minutes ago. Then just keep talking to them even when they try to walk away. It will drive them insane! They will think you are clueless, but they are the ones who are clueless because they aren't bright enough to figure out what you're doing!

Answer 8

Oh, that's easy! Visit someone's house for too long. Ppl do this to me quite often b/c I don't know how to say get out.
Also, anyone over the age of 3 who whines, annoys the heck out of me! I never feel guilty about my responses to that type of behavior.

Answer 9

Continuously scream like Sam Kinison

Answer 10

Okay i have done this and people hate it phone someone you know and then do this...

Person: Hello

You: Hello

Person: What do you want?

You: I don't know you phoned me

Person: No i didn't

You: (sound a bit annoyed) Look if your going to play childish little games please don't

If your really good the other person will start to believe that they phoned you i actually got an apology from my friend whilst doing it.

Answer 11

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