I laughed twice in the last week.
A t-shirt that said "Drink your beer, there are sober people in India"
and one that said. "Jesus, save me from your followers."
2006-07-17 17:11:32 · 16 answers · asked by eternity 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
T-shirt: "When the pepper spray runs out, can I have your number?"
2006-07-17 17:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jim T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Bunny
2006-07-17 17:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a couple:
Bought this t-shirt for my fiance: It has one of those Hello my name is stickers printed on it and is filled out to read "Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!"
Saw this one in the dealer's room at a convention: "If I wanted your opinion, I'd read your entrails."
2006-07-17 17:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Aazari C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush's legacy:
No child left
a dime
There's a terrorist
behind every Bush
2006-07-17 17:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by CLBH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Recreational Gynecologist" ...Tee shirt.
Once I Saw a whole family wearing matching "The Incredibles" shirts.
2006-07-17 17:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by mm3mmt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
T-Shirt...
On the front: How to keep an idiot entertained...look on the back
On the back: How to keep an idiot entetained ...look on the front
2006-07-17 17:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by janelle b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whenever of see a "Bush; Cheney" bumper sticker
2006-07-17 17:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate 4 Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my other car is a broom, my wife left me for my best friend and i miss him.
who needs big **** when you >>>turn around . when you have an azz like this.
2006-07-17 17:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by askmike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are both good. How about, "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"
2006-07-17 17:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheShortList 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am a little partial to ...
WARNING ...contains bitterness and resentment .. handle with the same care you would use with dynamite!!
2006-07-17 17:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by wyldeblyss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋