I was having some guests over for dinner in a couple hours and I needed a good laugh, so I got a pitcher and filled it up with toilet water. I took it to my bedroom and I got a sponge and started to give myself a sponge bath, I made sure to clean my arm pits and neck area very well. I would always ring the sponge back out in the same pitcher and I began to clean my genitals and butt area with the sponge. after ringing the sponge out one final squeeze in the pitcher I took my shoes and socks off and I soaked my damp sweaty feet in it. I cleaned in between my toes and the water was still mostly clear. I spit in the pitcher a few times and stirred it up very well. after I took my feet out I grabbed a pair of dirty underwear and soaked them in it. I gave it one final stir and took the undies out and took the pitcher to the kitchen. I then used the same pitcher of water to make some orange juice and I put it in the fridge....boy it was very hard to not laugh as my guests
2006-07-17 16:39:34 · 18 answers · asked by Demetris 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
guzzled the juice and happily poured another glass....I was very happy and had a joyful smile on my face all night long.
2006-07-17 16:40:22 · update #1
Just gave me a great recipe for the next time my Girlfriend's parents come over
2006-07-17 16:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could go to jail if they catch a STD from you, or Hepititus (if you have it), they could trace it back to you.
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Other then that,
No it's not gross, that's mean...
I would of had more leway with you if you didn't wash your self and use the water... I would of found toilet water more funny then what you did, because technically the ice cubes at resoraunts are as dirty as toilet water.
Now that's gross.
I'd laugh on how much you drink dirty ice cubes...
think about that, ....
2006-07-17 23:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who has dinner guests over and serves orange juice? Stop being such a tight @ss and spring for some beer and liquor, for God's sake!
2006-07-18 01:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.
I have a sense of humor, but that's a little overboard.
You're bordering on the psychotic, there.
2006-07-17 23:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by KylieElenstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is gross and not to mention un-sanitary your guests could get sick over this then how will you feel. a prank is fine but you took it way too far.
2006-07-17 23:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Britness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made this whole stupid thing up and it is not in the least funny. You are a sick person.
2006-07-17 23:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooooooo, seeing as how u were such a happy host, what did u have to drink then?
2006-07-17 23:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by zizou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been better if it had been DIRTY toilet water!
2006-07-17 23:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by FearlessLdr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! That is OUTSTANDING! It's absolutely REVOLTING! I love it!
I just have to ask:
Who were your guests?
2006-07-17 23:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by <3 The Pest <3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
2006-07-17 23:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋